A few rules about life.

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SleepyOtter

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1.Never stop thinking. This is important. If someone ever says to you ?You need to stop thinking so much,? call them ignorant in your head and keep thinking deeper. It is this mentality that breeds stupidity and sheeple. Your mind is the most important tool you have, if you stop using it, it will atrophy. Question everything.

2. Stare into space blankly and don?t mentally punish yourself for doing it, even if it is for that split second. If you have a problem with staring blankly, think of it as daydreaming.

3. Root Beer sucks after having spicy food.

4. Everything is going to be just fine. If you worry about acne, you?re going to get a fucking pimple.

5. Don?t be afraid to talk about anything. You shouldn?t be afraid of reality.

6. Everyone is a hypocrite.

7. You are all original. Every life experience is case sensitive and unique. Every time you wake up or go to the bathroom or quote someone else, you are becoming more you than anyone has ever been.

8. Do pointless things. Don?t actively restrain or hide yourself from the redundant.

9. Stop rushing. Shut up and embrace the sound of silence.

10. Religion shouldn?t be taught, it should be found. No one should tell you what to believe except you. And while were on the subject?

11. Don?t be restrained by one religion. People change every moment of everyday. Minds grow and evolve. Religion has no law so feel free to mix and match. Make your own.

12. Going to the bathroom is not a right nor a privilege. it?s an act of nature.

13. Talking to yourself is healthy. Is there anyone that you have more in common with?

14. There is no such thing as time. The sun never sets or rises. Days and years don?t exist. There is only your life. Earlier today you were born and death is predicted later in the evening.

15. We will always be in a transitional phase. Look outside and know that everything will be replaced at some point. This existence is temporary.

16. Its not half empty or half full. Its half a glass.

17. Every now and then take something that you see everyday and try to see it in a different light. Renew its existence.

18. Be happy, but don?t force it.

19. You will always succeed in trying.

20. We are all crazy. Every person you read about in the history books had some kind of ?disorder?, they just knew how to use it.

21. We are all about as similar as we are different.

22. Ideas are just as valuable as people. Why do you think we keep making people?

87. Numbers don?t have to go in order.

24. Words will always be just words. Love is just another four letter word, only the feeling is real.

25. Ask a child for advice. They may not know much, but they know what is important.

26. Prove you?re alive. Do anything from dancing in the supermarket to screaming ?Fuck? during a moment of silence. Remind the world you are still here.

27. Don?t take anything, even this, too seriously.



just some "rules" I found on www.tickshady.com, thought they seemed interesting enough and mostly true.
 

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SleepyOtter said:
2. Stare into space blankly and don?t mentally punish yourself for doing it, even if it is for that split second. If you have a problem with staring blankly, think of it as daydreaming.
Good to know that my large periods of blanking everything out is actually a positive thing. :p
 

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Aw, what? See I thought you were a great intellectual right up until the end... you should have just left it at that, and not said "Yah so I just lifted this shit from another site, seemed good enough".

But I agree on... some of them... kind of. I disagree that we're all unique. There's almost seven billion more of me, how the hell does that make me unique?
 
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This list is good. Will follow the few I'm not already following.

Although to me...The glass is half-full or empty depending on whether it was last filled or emptied. :p
 

SleepyOtter

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Pandaman1911 said:
Aw, what? See I thought you were a great intellectual right up until the end... you should have just left it at that, and not said "Yah so I just lifted this shit from another site, seemed good enough".

But I agree on... some of them... kind of. I disagree that we're all unique. There's almost seven billion more of me, how the hell does that make me unique?
I sir, never claimed to be an intellectual, Good input though, I respect that.
 

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TheGreatCoolEnergy said:
Pimppeter2 said:
Don't 1 and 2 contradict eachother?
Not nessecaryily. I get some of my best thinking done in the "blank stare" mode
Then that's not a blank stare, its just a stare. A blank stare is when you look at something blankly. Nothing is on you mind. That's why its blank.

Hey look! I'm breaking rule 27!
 

SleepyOtter

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Pandaman1911 said:
Aw, what? See I thought you were a great intellectual right up until the end... you should have just left it at that, and not said "Yah so I just lifted this shit from another site, seemed good enough".
Also in another response to this I recall what Jean-Luc Godard once said "It's not where you take things from-its where to take them to." Just saying.
 

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Semi-philosophical statements ftw. These were pretty good.

I got two more:

Don't judge people, unless you're a judge.

Life won't stop hitting you, learn to roll with the blows.
 

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Pimppeter2 said:
TheGreatCoolEnergy said:
Pimppeter2 said:
Don't 1 and 2 contradict eachother?
Not nessecaryily. I get some of my best thinking done in the "blank stare" mode
Then that's not a blank stare, its just a stare. A blank stare is when you look at something blankly. Nothing is on you mind. That's why its blank.

Hey look! I'm breaking rule 27!
I suppose you are right. You win this round

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woa this article has made more sence to me than 13 years of education
That may be because learning and education are very different
 

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Rule #29:

We're just machines, all our actions are inherently selfish, we are ultimately insignificant...

...If you can comprehend both the truth and the effects of those statements, realise completely what they entail, and still say: so what?, you are one step closer.
 

kalakashi

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ChaoticKraus said:
Semi-philosophical statements ftw. These were pretty good.

I got two more:

Don't judge people, unless you're a judge.

Life won't stop hitting you, learn to roll with the blows.
I am really quite high right now, and I imagined that all in The Truth's voice. I loved it.
 

Raven's Nest

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If numbers don't have to be in order, why'd you revert back to the count straight after?

I really want to give a sarky reply to 85% of these but I don't think I can be bothered to do it from an iPhone...

Ah fuck it, yes I can...

1.Never stop thinking. This is important. If someone ever says to you ?You need to stop thinking so much,? call them ignorant in your head and keep thinking deeper. It is this mentality that breeds stupidity and sheeple. Your mind is the most important tool you have, if you stop using it, it will atrophy. Question everything.

But don't question the no incest rule

2. Stare into space blankly and don?t mentally punish yourself for doing it, even if it is for that split second. If you have a problem with staring blankly, think of it as daydreaming.

Who punishes themselves for this?

3. Root Beer sucks after having spicy food.

Drink proper beer like a real man instead

4. Everything is going to be just fine. If you worry about acne, you?re going to get a fucking pimple.

Funny how money doesn't appear in your wallet after worrying about it

5. Don?t be afraid to talk about anything. You shouldn?t be afraid of reality.

Although telling that girl you fancy but have never spoken to, just how you'd like to bend her over and plough her in the arse may not be the best way to introduce yourself

6. Everyone is a hypocrite.

If everyone was a hypocrite we wouldn't single out hypocrisy as a behaviour... It'd be normal.

7. You are all original. Every life experience is case sensitive and unique. Every time you wake up or go to the bathroom or quote someone else, you are becoming more you than anyone has ever been.

Tell that to Dolly the sheep, An X factor winner or Boba Fett

8. Do pointless things. Don?t actively restrain or hide yourself from the redundant.
So when your feeling bored, count the number of fibres in your carpet, that'll make your life better

9. Stop rushing. Shut up and embrace the sound of silence.
Wait, What?

10. Religion shouldn?t be taught, it should be found. No one should tell you what to believe except you. And while were on the subject?

But you'll probably just make up a load of bullshit with absolutely no logical or rational explaination.

11. Don?t be restrained by one religion. People change every moment of everyday. Minds grow and evolve. Religion has no law so feel free to mix and match. Make your own.

Spirituality has no laws, Religion definately has laws... 10 comandments anyone?

12. Going to the bathroom is not a right nor a privilege. it?s an act of nature.

But nobody wants to watch you do it, so use a fucking toilet!

13. Talking to yourself is healthy. Is there anyone that you have more in common with?

But they will put you in an institution should you do so much of it

14. There is no such thing as time. The sun never sets or rises. Days and years don?t exist. There is only your life. Earlier today you were born and death is predicted later in the evening.

Lol, no there really is such a thing as time otherwise they'd be no earlier or later to be born or die in.

15. We will always be in a transitional phase. Look outside and know that everything will be replaced at some point. This existence is temporary.
Yup, otherwise known as the passage of time

16. Its not half empty or half full. Its half a glass.

But half a glass won't be very good at keeping water in it, so the answer would be the glass is empty in that case.

17. Every now and then take something that you see everyday and try to see it in a different light. Renew its existence.

Even child porn is worth re-considering the legality of apparently.

18. Be happy, but don?t force it.

That's what they told the kids in the oxfam adverts

19. You will always succeed in trying.

Disclaimer- Does not work with the force.

20. We are all crazy. Every person you read about in the history books had some kind of ?disorder?, they just knew how to use it.

Yeah, just look what George Bush achieved...

21. We are all about as similar as we are different.

Unless you think of yourself as unique

22. Ideas are just as valuable as people. Why do you think we keep making people?

Because dumb sluts think breeding is a good idea...

87. Numbers don?t have to go in order.

But don't panic, this list will return to normality immediately

24. Words will always be just words. Love is just another four letter word, only the feeling is real.

And remember guys, ****** is just a word, it shouldn't hurt anybody... /sarcasm

25. Ask a child for advice. They may not know much, but they know what is important.

Ask a kid to choose between Xbox or doing their homework... They'll pick xbox everytime...

26. Prove you?re alive. Do anything from dancing in the supermarket to screaming ?Fuck? during a moment of silence. Remind the world you are still here.

Go ahead and shout "fuck!" during one minutes silence on memorial day, remind everyone that your a douchebag...

27. Don?t take anything, even this, too seriously.

especially this list