If someone made a game about me,i´d be the only person who´d buy it. Ok, maybe my mom would buy it too...maybe.
A Game is being made about your Avatar...
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See, this is what NIS really should be doing. Listen NIS, stop bullying poor Asagi and giver her her own damn game already!! Yes, Asagi Wars was a decent stopgap, but it wasn't especially long.
Sadly however, I think she's been a cameo character in every NIS game under the sun for so long now I don't suppose she ever will get her own game...
Sadly however, I think she's been a cameo character in every NIS game under the sun for so long now I don't suppose she ever will get her own game...
It would be an indie title. You only use the A or X button control stick to move. A button is context sensitive/jump. simply walk from the left side of the screen to the right, traveling along a single desert road. In the beginning it's a throwback to old school nes platformers, enemies bosses, collectables etc. There's a score counter, that can be uploaded to an online leaderboard, the only exception being that you can't die from enemies, ever, you don't even have a life bar. Your friends can seamlessly merge into your game. Though the game is only one consistant level no stage 1-1, 1-2 etc, just one long road. After three hours the similarities between it and a "normal game" end. You earn your final achievment, somehow. (Achievments won't have names, or descriptions, you earn them all randomly in three hours.) After this the background gets less varied, and the game starts reusing enemies. Trying to press the X button does nothing, even though it's colored in on the hub like the A button and Analog stick. If you try going left instead of right you end up finding nothing until you reach your starting area. The road clearly goes farther than the screen shows, but your not allowed to go past the starting zone. So right it is. You fight random enemies, collect coins, increase your score. You can if you want have your friends join your game, but that's the only thing that's changed, no new objectives or modes, just two lonely balrogs on a single desert road. The game won't warp you in next to eachother, wherever you in your game, you stay when you join your friends, leaving you to find eachother if you want. Eventually two strange kids, one in a red shirt, one in a blue, will randomly warp in and stand on either side of you not letting you pass. One says HUZZAH, the other says OH YEAH. And the only way you can pass is to face one and press A. When this happens.....
Oh boy! An 8-Bit game where you and a friend use digital paddles to knock a square around on a black background!
... Wait a minute.
... Wait a minute.
.... the one you didn't choose, will laugh, sit down, close and never move again till his body disapears. The same thing will happen the one you chose if you wait long around long enough. If you decide to choose neither of them they both die. No matter what happens you're always allowed to continue your quest... to go right. You fight re-used enemies, bosses, jump on randmoized platforms to collect coins, constantly increasing your score counter. Sometimes and old man appears, says your name and hits you, causing a mega-man esque knock back. He eventually leaves of his own volition, yet comes back just to do it again. Othertimes a boy in a black tank top and red hat comes in and rides you, you have no control over this, everytime he hits you you change a direction, not in control, until he decides to leave. These three randoms events happen more and more frequently, everystep you take it seems. At some point you decide to press the X BUtton, which prompts balrog to scream in letter that take up the whole screen, NO MUST GO RIGHT. Yet if you press the X button again, the letter s get smaller, and smaller with each press. Finally, you press it after the words disapear off the screen Balrog will laugh, sit down, close his eyes and never move again.
About my avatar? That would be a disaster, literally. Nothing good is ever seen happening to the Yellow mage (Magicka).
I apologize if this has been said already, but Krome studios shut down a few months back, I don't think there will be a Blade Kitten 2. Unless there's a few of them making it even though the companies gone, but I haven't heard word on that.thaluikhain said:
OT: A game about Kyonko?? It'd probably be some kind of galge or eroge. Wait a minute... Kyonko eroge? DO WANT!
You, sir, win!MacNille said:
OT: Nnnnn, but it'd be boring as hell: *prod* *dead* *prod* *dead* *prod* *dead* *prod* *dead* So, who's the bad guy supposed to be?
