A giant Meteor is 15 seconds away from earth....
- Thread starter XAdrianX
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"The cruxtruder worked! See you on Derse's moon, suckers!" *chomp, and a POOF of teleportation*
Or:
"The world's about to be destroyed
There's no point getting all annoyed.
Lie back and let the planet dissolve around youuu-" *BOOM*
(major cookies to anyone who gets either reference)
Or:
"The world's about to be destroyed
There's no point getting all annoyed.
Lie back and let the planet dissolve around youuu-" *BOOM*
(major cookies to anyone who gets either reference)
Id hum the Oath to Order from majoras mask, in the slim SLIM chance it would actually work
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9-4zppf5NM
not sure how to embedd the video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9-4zppf5NM
not sure how to embedd the video
"At least I have chicken"
"April Fools"
"Where's Haruko Haruhara when you need her?"
"Everyone this is your hero Mr. Satan, lend Goku your power to save the world"
"At least I caught them all before Black and White were released"
"Hah, good thing I have 1million life and that meteor can only do 999999"
"With your powers combined I am Captain Planet!"
"April Fools"
"Where's Haruko Haruhara when you need her?"
"Everyone this is your hero Mr. Satan, lend Goku your power to save the world"
"At least I caught them all before Black and White were released"
"Hah, good thing I have 1million life and that meteor can only do 999999"
"With your powers combined I am Captain Planet!"
Option #1:
Option #2:
Option #3:
Oh dear.....................*opens tiny umbrella and holds above head like wiley coyote*
Option #4:
*Promtly harrases closest attractive female in highly inappropriate ways then apologizes before punching nearest male in the face*
Option #5:
Pow! right'n the kisser Pow! right'n the kisser Pow! right'n the kisser Pow! right'n the kisser *meterorite hits and world ends*
Option #6:
[HEADING=1]Your Time Is Coming Tonight!!!!!!!!!!
You'll Be Killed At The Speed Of Light!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Destiny You Can't Fight!!!!!!!!!
Crushed By Comets!!!!!!!
Transmogrified!!!!!!!!
DETH Will Bring You New Life!!!!
A Slave Forever On The Planet Of Hell!!!!!!!!
Eighty Thousand Years Since The Comet Took Flight!!!!!!!!
Your Destiny Is Pain Forever!!!!!!!![/HEADING]
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[color=maroon]SH********************************************************************************************************T[/color]Oh dear.....................*opens tiny umbrella and holds above head like wiley coyote*
Option #4:
*Promtly harrases closest attractive female in highly inappropriate ways then apologizes before punching nearest male in the face*
Option #5:
Pow! right'n the kisser Pow! right'n the kisser Pow! right'n the kisser Pow! right'n the kisser *meterorite hits and world ends*
Option #6:
[HEADING=1]Your Time Is Coming Tonight!!!!!!!!!!
You'll Be Killed At The Speed Of Light!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Destiny You Can't Fight!!!!!!!!!
Crushed By Comets!!!!!!!
Transmogrified!!!!!!!!
DETH Will Bring You New Life!!!!
A Slave Forever On The Planet Of Hell!!!!!!!!
Eighty Thousand Years Since The Comet Took Flight!!!!!!!!
Your Destiny Is Pain Forever!!!!!!!![/HEADING]
1: I regret 2 things not playing Halo: Reach and Googling "the blue waffel".
2: Hey you meteor! Get a friggin calender; it's not 2012!
3: Crap.(To Self) (To Nearest Attractive Female) We'll be dead in a second. You wanna makeout?
4: How come we never noticed the giant meteor rocketing towards Earth till now? Aren't there
Astronomers for this or something?
2: Hey you meteor! Get a friggin calender; it's not 2012!
3: Crap.(To Self) (To Nearest Attractive Female) We'll be dead in a second. You wanna makeout?
4: How come we never noticed the giant meteor rocketing towards Earth till now? Aren't there
Astronomers for this or something?
"Just remember kids, this is what happens when you don't eat your vegetables. the whole planet ge-BOOM!:
"I thought that e-mail was kidding when it said 'forward this to seven people in the next 24 hours or something bad wi'-BOOM!"
"15 seconds to impact... Who wants ice cream?"
"I'm deeply honored to make the last recording of Earth's cultur- o hey! I found a quarter!"
"Its okay. I saw this on an episode of Macgyver once. I need a belt, some chewing gum, a pocket watch, and your earrings and- BOOM!"
"Good thing I went with the SPF 50."
"Should I tell them I forgot to fill up the tank on the escape pod after my date with Jennifer last night?"
"I thought that e-mail was kidding when it said 'forward this to seven people in the next 24 hours or something bad wi'-BOOM!"
"15 seconds to impact... Who wants ice cream?"
"I'm deeply honored to make the last recording of Earth's cultur- o hey! I found a quarter!"
"Its okay. I saw this on an episode of Macgyver once. I need a belt, some chewing gum, a pocket watch, and your earrings and- BOOM!"
"Good thing I went with the SPF 50."
"Should I tell them I forgot to fill up the tank on the escape pod after my date with Jennifer last night?"