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[EilaliE]

Counting down the days.
When is the next vacation?
I'm already tired.

I'm quite happy, though.
I want this to go by fast,
So it can end soon.

Seriously, man!
I've only been gone two weeks!
What the hell happened?

Have you been gone..? *Cough*
Haikuists kept haikuing.
Have fun working, kid.

 

[FPLOON]

I'm trying to watch
Every Simpsons episode...
...What am I doing?

 

[Twintix]

Rambunctious kittens
Running around everywhere
Biting my fingers

My throat is so sore
Warm tea should help, but doesn't
Coughing and hacking

Off-topic section
How it has escalated
Everyone is mad

I should study now
I've got an exam Monday
Last year left over

I am not hungry
Though I didn't eat breakfast
Give me some coffee

Hyrule Warriors
Pre-order comes with a scarf
I want it so bad

 

[EilaliE]

Finally got time,
but I don't know what to do.
Any suggestions?

 

[FPLOON]

Eden's in danger
You must save her and the world
as Child of Eden...

The inbox scares me
Because I never know what
I would get inside...

As Told By Ginger
Is that show that everyone
Should watch at least once...

 

[username sucks]

God damnit Dark Souls!
You bring me so much ANGER!
I love you for it...

 

[FPLOON]

Stupid editor!
Edit my damn video!
Stop crashing and shit!

 

[username sucks]

Some stuff and some things.
RPs and chats moving slow.
So I make haikus.

What's up with you guys?
Some stuff and things, I assume.
That's probably it.

 

[FPLOON]

Dammit FXX!
You had ONE job and you choose
the crop-zoom approach!

 

[username sucks]

It's finally done.
I have done it, I am free!
Still hard to believe.

 

[FPLOON]

Once upon a time...
I wasn't writing haikus..
I didn't like that...

 

[username sucks]

Once upon a time...
I wasn't writing haikus..
I didn't like that...

So write more Haikus!
They are not that difficult,
As I'm sure you know.

 

[FPLOON]

Once upon a time...
I wasn't writing haikus..
I didn't like that...

So write more Haikus!
They are not that difficult,
As I'm sure you know.

That's just what I do...
With a pencil and no pen...
Because I "hate" pens...

 

[username sucks]

Once upon a time...
I wasn't writing haikus..
I didn't like that...

So write more Haikus!
They are not that difficult,
As I'm sure you know.

That's just what I do...
With a pencil and no pen...
Because I "hate" pens...

But pens are awesome!
The way they slide so smoothly...
What was that again?

 

[FPLOON]

But pens are awesome!
The way they slide so smoothly...
What was that again?

Pen are permanent
And lack the mean to rewrite
Those pesky mistakes...

Also, I have so
Many pencils already
500 I think...

 

[SirDerpy]

Also, I have so
Many pencils already
500 I think...

You can never have
too many pencils, you know?
They are just so great!

If you couldn't tell...
I, too, am a pencil fan.
Down with ballpoint pens!

 

[Malbourne]

This mouse is broken...
Well, not broken. Just too much
sensitivity.

Scrolling up and down?
Fwoosh! It's just too sensitive.
Gotta get another...

 

[FPLOON]

Also, I have so
Many pencils already
500 I think...

You can never have
too many pencils, you know?
They are just so great!

If you couldn't tell...
I, too, am a pencil fan.
Down with ballpoint pens!

The worse pens of all
Are the ones with erasers
Damn pseudo-pencils!

 

[username sucks]

Pencils are awesome!

Pens are stupid! Down with ink!

All hail the pencil!

Be silent, you fools!
You know not of what you speak,
For pens are power!

With permanence true,
They strike darkness on a page,
Not to be erased!

"Pencils" are useless.
Easily erased and changed.
What fool would use one?

 

[FPLOON]

Pencils are awesome!

Pens are stupid! Down with ink!

All hail the pencil!

Praise the mighty pen!
Gaze at its permanent poise!
Only way to write!

Pens are like robots...
They lack the morality
To accept changes...

Pencils, however...
They are like humans, in which...
They change over time...

Erasable pens...
This combo mocks me greatly...
Like a Mac PC...