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[Headsprouter]

I love Pokemon
I could rant about them for days...
X and Y- Can't wait!

 

[Teoes]

Not been posting here
Work is dumb and too busy
At least it pays bills.

Papers, if you please.
This is not a valid stamp.
Guards! Detain this man.

New fan to old game
Fire Emblem has hooked me
Die you Grado dogs.

Installed Ubuntu
Feel my nerd cred has increased
Why won't dual screens work?

 

[FPLOON]

Life is so brutal
A general perspective
Why hide the tough truth?

Haiku be trippn'
Gangstas up in my rhymes, G
I have no street cred

Too late to think straight?
I only drink water, dude
Not helping my case

 

[Teoes]

Working on birthday,
Auditor is in today;
Think I've done ok.

No longer thirty.
Thirty one year-old I am..
Eh, feels the same.

I am so hungry.
Is it time to go for lunch?
Just what will I eat?

Someone post haikus,
This thread needs to keep going.
I think it is fun.

The badge thread also;
Every second post is mine.
Go award a badge.

 

[Scarim Coral]

Next Bank holiday,
I will be working oh joy,
I hate manager

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I am in college
Four years of high school, all for
Adding debt to me

 

[username sucks]

No need to snip this,
As it is just one haiku.
I will anyway

College is easy
Compared to IB classes
Or so I've been told.

It is Senior year.
(Senior year high school, I mean)
It's time to reflect.

Grade school was awful
Racist teachers, and lots of
Personal problems.

Middle school was meh.
Bullys in every classroom.
But I still had fun.

High School was awesome.
Good friends, good teachers, good grades.
All-around good time.

 

[FPLOON]

I'm good at haikus
Because I am good at math?
Logic confounds me...

No need to snip this,
As it is just one haiku.
I will anyway

A quote in a quote
All done in a haiku snip
Let's discuss school years!

Grade school was okay
The middle man stays afoot!
Met my best friend there...

Middle school was wild
A transition was afoot!
I have mixed feelings...

High school's a remix
Unpredictable outcome!
Social Link increase?

College is freedom?
Limited by attendance...
"Life is unfair" quote?

 

[Mullac]

Stuck to moving plane
Fear engrossing my body
Shat my pants just then

 

[BARQ]

Sixty thousand pens
I want to touch them
Shit, ink poisoning

 

[Teoes]

Half the morning gone.
Better get on with some work;
Post some more later.

Long weekend was fun:
Plenty food, drink, sleep and games.
AND short working week!

Played some FTL
Overpowered Crystal B
New high score record

 

[username sucks]

It's only Thursday,
But I'm already tired.
I need more coffee.

Why do I need some?
To fix my brain-addled mind.
I am just confused.

No inspiration.
So I'll just talk in haiku,
No contemplation.

I'm also hungry,
But microwave is broken.
I guess I'll just starve.

 

[Teoes]

This week was trying:
Every question brings drama.
Get over yourself.

Forum Games is best..
The best place on Escapist.
No grief to be found.

Lots of silly threads;
Folks have sense of humour here,
And can take a joke.

At least it's Friday
I will get drunk this weekend
Will see The World's End

 

[username sucks]

Three days last weekend,
It was my worst weekend yet.
I am quite depressed.

First was family fights,
Pretty common but still suck.
*Sigh*, But that's not all.

My cat also died.
He was just a young kitten.
Hit by a damn car.

But that's still not all.
To top it off, I got sick.
And now I have school.

 

[FPLOON]

Escapist comrades
Coming together in peace
No haiku trolls yet

Haiku in my sleep
Did not count the syllables
I'm sure it's correct

Haikus woke me up
Time to count the syllables
I am off by one

Haikus come to me
Faster than my battle plans
Haiku battling

Haikus saved my life
Meditating through haikus
This thread is my Home

A thread can not die
They are only forgotten
This thread is special

Have you used your name
Anywhere in a haiku?
Does it even work?

My name is FPLOON
The name has two syllables
It's haiku approved!

Gets a new laptop
Sets it all up haiku-style
Now, it's time for bed...

 

[Teoes]

An unhappy post
A series of misfortune
Snipped to save some space

Sorry to hear that.
Why must cats get hit by cars?
Mine went that way too.

Do you have others?
Would you get another cat?
Risky, but they're ace.

 

[username sucks]

Sorry to hear that.
Why must cats get hit by cars.
How 'bout some MOAR CATS!?!?!

I have another,
And just got a second too.
But all indoor now.

 

[Teoes]

Squash and chilli soup
Leftovers for lunch today
Damn it's really good.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Doing all the work
It is not that hard but there
is a lot of it

 

[Teoes]

This morning is cold,
The summer is nearly done;
Winter Is Coming.

Nearly done posting
Spamming all the forum games
Now get back to work.