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The package is near...
I can sense its carrier...
Deliver, it shall...
 

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The future Christmas...
Doing some Winter Cleaning...
Oh shit! A Dreamcast!
 

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I had an XBOX.
Before that, a Nintendo.
Now I have neither.

Lovely memories,
But my desktop does it all -
Except toasting bread.


* * *

 

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I sold the Dreamcast...
Got no money out of it...
To buy another...

Still kept all the games...
Hiding with all the non-games...
To await the Dream...

Cast the next haiku...
This post format doesn't stick...
Like reading manga...
 

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Sprawled on an old bench
Nestled by the poplar trees,
Is where you'll find me.

Drinking in the breeze,
Whistling to Lili Marlene,
Far across the sea.
 

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Party til the end...
The new year dawns around us...
The train shall return...
 

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Rohan will answer.
Muster the Rohirrim, chaps.
Let us kick this pig.

Send word to the lads.
We'll win the day and be home
In time for cornflakes.
 

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Passed out once again...
I wasn't even drunk, though...
Just tired last year...

Damn local GameStop!
The site says you have that game!
I have evidence!

Setting up Wii U...
Only installing games, though...
I got time to spare...
 

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A week behind tabs...
Must browse through before closing...
Oh! New video!!
 

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I laugh at sneezing.
Is there something wrong with that?
I think there might be.
 

FPLOON

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Coughing up that phlegm...
Like I'm spitting tobacco...
Makes my throat feel choked...
 

FPLOON

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So many birthdays...
Only went to two of them...
Pizza; Cake; Board Games!
 

FPLOON

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Gave friend some Steam games...
Still hasn't accepted them...
How busy are they?
 

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I died a Hero...
To not become a Villain...
Of selfish intent...
 

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I wait for the sign...
"Does it finally go live?"
I fear to question...
 

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Took part in Splatfest...
I was on the winning team...
Gold Team FTW!
 

FPLOON

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Lacking so much sleep...
It's such a stressful weekend...
How is my granny?
 

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Waiting... and waiting...
Still no response from their end...
Damn intermissions...
 

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Channel's be changin'...
A new season of Seasons...
Or more Half-seasons...