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FPLOON

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Mr.Mage said:
Haikus are so hard.
But now so am I *wink wink*.
I feel so ashamed.
Was "haiku" hard once...
17 pages of hard...
I regret nothing...
 

FPLOON

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Mr.Mage said:
It looks so easy.
You are a haiku master.
So teach me mogster.
Step 1: No Nature...
Step 2: Say something random...
Step 3: Syllables...
 

FPLOON

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Movie Marathons...
From Rio to The Hobbit...
Do I need Netflix?
 

FPLOON

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I finally found
This one song I kept hearing
In a commercial

 

Barbas

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sky14kemea said:
Oh, now you dun goofed.
Yo ass will be nevermore
When I drop the rhymes.

I hail from a place
Of misery and disgrace.
You might know of it.

It's called Umbriel.
It's a huge floating city
That drains people's souls.

Can you
be more dreadful?
Could you be more sad and doleful?
I doubt it, mortfail.


* * *

 

FPLOON

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Two weeks til showtime...
Preparing for the next rhyme...
All covered in "slime"...
 

Twintix

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A license achievement
I can go anywhere now
Hooray for my car

It felt a bit weird
To not have Dad next to me
When I drove today

But after a while
It felt rather exciting
To drive by myself

I drove to the store
To buy some chocolate for me
Just because I could
 

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I drive the same way
I walk: Dancing to the beat
Of one's safety drum...

Reaching Critical...
Level 1 kicking my ass...
I'm over my head...

That moment where you
Forget that what you just said
Was a haiku too...
 

Twintix

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I'm on a diet
Sometimes, it is not so bad
But today it is

A 5-2 diet
500 calories now
No more and no less

You see, if I don't
Reach the maximum amount
I'll gain weight instead

I am so hungry
But I have lost lots of weight
My jeans are too big