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[sky14kemea]

Time for a new game
Do I need to poop or not
Hmmm, probably not

 

[Mr.Mage]

I'm fighting the urge
To play MMO's again
Good thing I'm busy

 

[FPLOON]

Full cryostatis...
Waiting for the "friend" to come...
Re:connect the chain...

Data's corrupted...
Must reconstruct the journal...
Nothing but filler...

The blade in the sand...
This familiar presence...
Saga conclusion...

 

[Skatologist]

ate old cupcakes now
may get sick sometime soon too
stomach must hate me

 

[Mr.Mage]

To be or not to...
Darn I thought that was perfect...
Ha that was though fools...

 

[sky14kemea]

My stomach is pain
Why did I do those sit-ups?
Such sad, much regret.

 

[QuietCupOfTea]

New job interview.
Mabye it will go better
Than the other ones.

 

[FPLOON]

Final Mix Platinum
Fuck you, Jiminy's Journal!
Love my gold crown, though...

 

[Mr.Mage]

He's not mesiah.
He's a very naughty boy.
Worth the slight mistake.

 

[FPLOON]

Had that dream again...
Had something on my whole face...
Had to be lipstick...

 

[Barbas]

Had that dream again...
Had something on my whole face...
Had to be lipstick...

Was it Dijonnaise?
That stuff gives me the willies,
Boy I tell you hwhat.



* * *

 

[FPLOON]

Had that dream again...
Had something on my whole face...
Had to be lipstick...

Was it Dijonnaise?
That stuff gives me the willies,
Boy I tell you hwhat.



* * *

Catsup, I'm afraid...
Had a bag of chips as well...
That combination...

 

[QuietCupOfTea]

This is a sad day.
I have no oranges left.
What am I to do?

 

[Barbas]

This is a sad day.
I have no oranges left.
What am I to do?

Buy some tangerines,
Or maybe some clementines.
Are they in season?

Mandarins are good,
Although I prefer mangoes.
Those are tough to find.

* * *

 

[QuietCupOfTea]

Buy some tangerines,
Or maybe some clementines.
Are they in season?

Mandarins are good,
Although I prefer mangoes.
Those are tough to find.
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That's some good advice.
Never tasted tangerines,
But I like mangoes.

Blood oranges are
Also very nice, but they
Too are hard to find.

 

[FPLOON]

Been Gangnam Stylin'
In order to become a
Sexy Gentleman!

My friend's life fibers
Is shaped like a mankini...
Hashtag: so much swag

We're the Party Gods!
We keeps the parties on top...
They stop when we leave...

 

[Barbas]

Playing Dragon Age.
Gotta get my shaggers on
With the advisors.

I know it's frowned on,
But it's not punishable
If it's not found out.

The fate of Orlais
Can surely wait for a bit.
Back in seven hours.

* * *

 

[FPLOON]

Spoiler: Twerking 9 to 5... Trying to make a living... Washing all these cars...

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Glob dammit, Twerk Team!
We got customers coming!
Bring out the bubbles!

 

[Twintix]

I am so hungry
So why do I not feel like
Having any food?

Oh man, whatever
I'll just settle for some snacks
During my night shift

Bad eating habits
Yet I have not gained weight so
That is nice, I guess

Japanese Essay
Too hungry and no focus
Deadline tomorrow

Lost motivation
Goddamn, not this shit again
Feeling a bit low

Sometimes, I wonder
If there is any point to
All the stuff I do

Oh man, this ain't good
What should I do to escape
This hopeless feeling?

 

[FPLOON]

Did some poetry
That wasn't in haiku form...
I didn't like it...

I tolerate Rap
Based on crappy-ass lyrics
Only in Mashups...

Two test approaching...
Only studied for one test...
So going to fail...

I fucking did it!
I controlled my own damn dreams!
Take that, Female Me!

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