So I had this friend on xbox live called CPL corrion. But I recently had to block him because he'd freak out every time I ignored him for a week because I didn't feel like joining his party. He could have stopped things right there, but no, he had to send me one last message that frankly is so funny I had to post it here. So here we go.
"Subject: You got punked.
Hey Racecarlock, here is the "big secret" I told you I would let you in on. I was never really your friend I just pretended to, so I could get you into the party and laugh at you (not directly and with our mics off course). You are the biggest joke on youtube. Are you borderline retarded? You must be to be able to make those "youtube rants" which are no more then an incoherent mess. Why do you think I wanted you to upload a new video so bad; hint it's not because I agree with any of your opinions. In one of your videos you have throw up on your shirt and in another you jerk your fat arms up in the air and scream like a mad man!
You're a big joke on xbox too you act like someone who is half your age, playing silly games like Thrillville (I bet you only like it because you cant fit in a rollercoaster in real life or work up the courage to talk to girls like you do in the game). And in Red Dead you run around throwing knives for hours on end and hum the soundtrack to westerns!
Why do you watch the same E3 press briefing over and over again? I think I understand why you play the ten minute Mafia II demo repeatedly, its to get the food out of the refrigerator in Joe's apartment isn't it fatty.
Anyway thanks for all the laughs I wish I could have made fun of you longer but it was fun while it lasted. --Cpl Corrion
PS: all the people on your friends list who play Saints Row 1 (or who know me) and added you in the last year were all in on it too. They're just people I know who wanted to have a good laugh."
He just can accept a loss can he? Instead he turns it into a victory by going "I totally was kidding anyways". I mean, wow, this message alone convinced me he has lower intelligence than I had previously thought. I can't be kind about this. He is the biggest moron I have ever encountered in my life.
"Subject: You got punked.
Hey Racecarlock, here is the "big secret" I told you I would let you in on. I was never really your friend I just pretended to, so I could get you into the party and laugh at you (not directly and with our mics off course). You are the biggest joke on youtube. Are you borderline retarded? You must be to be able to make those "youtube rants" which are no more then an incoherent mess. Why do you think I wanted you to upload a new video so bad; hint it's not because I agree with any of your opinions. In one of your videos you have throw up on your shirt and in another you jerk your fat arms up in the air and scream like a mad man!
You're a big joke on xbox too you act like someone who is half your age, playing silly games like Thrillville (I bet you only like it because you cant fit in a rollercoaster in real life or work up the courage to talk to girls like you do in the game). And in Red Dead you run around throwing knives for hours on end and hum the soundtrack to westerns!
Why do you watch the same E3 press briefing over and over again? I think I understand why you play the ten minute Mafia II demo repeatedly, its to get the food out of the refrigerator in Joe's apartment isn't it fatty.
Anyway thanks for all the laughs I wish I could have made fun of you longer but it was fun while it lasted. --Cpl Corrion
PS: all the people on your friends list who play Saints Row 1 (or who know me) and added you in the last year were all in on it too. They're just people I know who wanted to have a good laugh."
He just can accept a loss can he? Instead he turns it into a victory by going "I totally was kidding anyways". I mean, wow, this message alone convinced me he has lower intelligence than I had previously thought. I can't be kind about this. He is the biggest moron I have ever encountered in my life.
