A hit has been put on you! What to do you do??!?!?!?!

[mrhappyface]

You're in your house, playing video games, but suddenly: You get a phone call a hit is put on you for One Million Dollars!???! OMFG! WTF DO YOU DO!?!?! P.S. Police are all in on it. And they're corrupt.

 

[Cherry Cola]

I say "Fuck you, Furburt, I'm not falling for that one again"

Then I hang up and go to sleep.

 

[delet]

I kill myself first. Instant 1 million dollars, aaawww yeah.

 

[The Austin]

I DECIDE TO USE PROPER GRAMMAR!

 

[AvsJoe]

Ask if I can collect the hit and give the money to my family.

 

[Bassman_2]

I'd remember that I put the hit on myself earlier that day.

But the title.....

 

[MasterStratus]

I SAVE MYSELF.
WITH EXCLAMATION POINTS AND QUESTION MARKS?!?!?!?!?

But seriously, I'd probably just do all the fun things I could before I end up with a bullet between my eyes.
Or shrapnel in my back.
Or poison in my system.
Or death in my general body.

 

[HardRockSamurai]

-get a post-it-note
-on it, write "LOL. I win!"
-stick it on your shirt
-sit down on a chair
-play dead for the next couple of days

 

[Pielikey]

"Wrong number"
I don't think my head would be worth assassinating. Waste of a bullet.

 

[comadorcrack]

WAIT WHAT! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*gets out mini gun he git for just such an occasion*

Heh heh heh
You are Little baby!

 

[DuplicateValue]

Tell them they've got the wrong number - that the person they want lives one town over. I'd then apologise for the inconvenience and hang up.

 

[Jim Grim]

No worries, I already boarded up the doors of my house from the last time. All I have to do is slip into the safety room. There's pancakes in there. Tasty.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

First: I wipe the blood off, due to the fact that your title made my eyes bleed (No offense)
Second: I try to figure out who put the hit on me
Third: Upon discovering who put the hit on my head, I put a hit of $1,000,010.00
Last: With the man offering the money dead, thus making the hit null and void, I shoot the Hitman and go back to my computer.

And if all else fails, I die and make somebody very rich.

 

[Kuliani]

Moved from Off-topic to Forum Games & RP.

 

[orangebandguy]

What else can I do? I'd turn it into a movie that way I'm guaranteed to survive!

Careful planning you see? It's basically what I am.

 

[El Poncho]

Well, bring it mothafuckas?

I guess I will prepare for the inevitable...pwning of whoever attempts to kill me