A hit has been put on you! What to do you do??!?!?!?!
- Thread starter mrhappyface
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conntect with my arms dealer friend, buy a ton of weapons buy a safe house and say bring it on! then kill all bounty hunters, then cops
Easy, you arm yourself with whatever you have on hand e.g. knifes, shotgun pistol rifle- whatever you got on hand and traverse the world using only paper money to leave no paper trail- also get an attack dog to smell the bounty hunters as well as....attack. and familiarize yourself with vagrancy laws. also alter your appearance, have a beard? shave it off. No beard? grow one!, have a mustache? paint it blue! but no seriously hiding from bounty hunters isn't that easy. Also having a good story as to why your carrying enough arms to make a member of the NRA twitch for the police is nice to have on hand. As a side note- actually knowing how to shoot or use ANY of the weapons i menchend effectively would help...im looking at you ya cockey modern warefare 2 players.
p.s. teabag your way outa this lolmaster84!
p.s. teabag your way outa this lolmaster84!
I summon the Secret Grammar Nazi Army to defend me from bad spelling and Caps Lock as I prepare my automated turret defenses, my team of invisible ninjas and the fully functional, actual-size W40k Space Marine Dreadnought I keep in my basement.
Bring it on.
Bring it on.
NICE Basement... anywayCounterAttack said:
I grab my pistol and a few other essentials, including all the cash I can get my hands on. I climb down the back porch of my apartment, then hide in the bushes. During this time I also smoke a lot of weed because I AM FREAKING THE F**K OUT! I call my Mom, tell her they've finally found me and I love her, then I stow the SIM card and discard the phone. When the cops come I jump the fence and hide out in my neighbor's yard.
Around 6:30AM I take off on foot, to the nearest grocery store to hijack a running vehicle. I take it quickly, but cautiously south until I run out gas, switching cars all the way to the border. I then casually walk across, slowly making my way into Colombia (yes that's a different country than Mexico), where I hook up with the drug lord working with my adversary. I explain that his partner in the states plans to cut him out, and that he's trying to kill me because of what I know.
After that it's a downhill slide with more drugs, beautiful women, and fast cars than I can think about without exciting my male genitalia.
Hmmm...
well, it is illegal in this country, so I am safe.
Oh, police? what would they do to me?
Fine. I'd put on my glasses, armour, and coat, then walk to the nearby R.A.F. Base.
Somehow, I think I'll be safe there. Well defended, and it has many boats I can use for a getaway.
well, it is illegal in this country, so I am safe.
Oh, police? what would they do to me?
Fine. I'd put on my glasses, armour, and coat, then walk to the nearby R.A.F. Base.
Somehow, I think I'll be safe there. Well defended, and it has many boats I can use for a getaway.
Sit in the corner of my room in the dark, with a shotgun facing the door.
[small]Mwhahha.[/small]
[small]Mwhahha.[/small]
I would cry tape a video of my will and then wait for an assassin to come to the door and then just talk with him hopefully talk him out of it and make him go after the caller then sleep peacefully