A Joke Thread.

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Raziel_Likes_Souls

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This better not get locked but, why would Chris Brown be a good replacement for A-Rod? Because he's a good hitter.
 

Flap Jack452

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"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"A repeat thread."

You could of posted your joke in any one of the many currently active joke threads, including the one I saw not 25 minutes ago.
 

bad rider

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Ok there is one of these that's going on at the moment....
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.93482
I mean it's still on the first page of the off topic section. I don't like doing this but please it's literally the second one today.
 

This-is-Hip-Hop

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Their is a Spanish Chef, a German Chef, and an Italian Chef in a room, in this room, there is a table, and on this table, there is a pyrimidal shaped bottle.

The German Chef takes a drink of this concotion, and then passes out.

The Italian Chef takes a Swig of this, and decides that that was enough.

When the Spanish Chef takes the bottle, he keeps on drinking, but he never stops intill its empty.

When the Three Chefs were asked what was in the bottle, they all reply.

"EVOO baby EVOO*!"

*Extra Virgin Olvie Oil, all generalazations are unrealistic.
 

SargentToughie

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Oh god... the joke threads have returned

sound the alarm

lock up all the idiotic posters that have the racist and sexist jokes that they're just dieing to share with the world!

raise all troll shields!

Get the mods ready for a rumble of catastrophic proportions

THE JOKE THREADS ARE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!