A little game I concocted with the voices in my head

[Hey Joe]

Here's the game people.

Talk about current events in the guise of your favourite character. Whether that be real life or fictional, that's entirely up to you.

The game consists of making statements about current events, and guessing which guise other people have chosen to adopt in their statement.

The game will end when the blue team reaches pie, or we all go insane and start having orgies involving bat guano.

GO!

 

[Johnn Johnston]

I..., I mean, we...We feel that we...I mean, us need to know...know that we misunderestimated the credit crisis.

 

[Xhumed]

That sounds like George W. Bush, if only because of the (non)word "misunderestimated."

 

[Johnn Johnston]

"It's time to use more renewable energy and plant trees. And I'm all out of tree seeds."

 

[jebussaves88]

Duke Nukem mr Johnston.

"Yes Ms Palin, I'll deliver them straight away... Oh My God hotness I wanna BANG YOU!"

 

[The Sorrow]

Solid Snake (AWESOME!)

"Many caribou died to bring us this oil".

 

[Crowghast]

President Nixon... or that guy from that one movie in Scotland with a war.

"I am tired, of these motherfucking high prices, on MY motherfucking gasoline."

 

[000Ronald]

Samuel L Jackson, via "Snakes on a Plane"

"..."

And no, it isn't Gordan Freeman.

Edit; Maybe that was a little unfair. I was thining of The Axi Stuacross, but no almost no one would know that.

"I was really steamed after what he said to that guy online, so I took my time with the bastard. Only after I showed him all the pieces and parts that I'd cut off did he say it. Just three words; "Senator Barak Obama."

Yeah, that should be much easier.

 

[joswie]

Bill O'Reily on the internet? (yes I fail)

"I dislike the current state of the American economy:it just seems too tinny."

 

[000Ronald]

Bill O'Reily on the internet? (yes I fail)

"I dislike the current state of the American economy:it just seems too tinny."

Marv from Sin City, actually.

"I'm sorry, Mrs, Clinton, but Obama said 'WOULD YA LIAK TA SUCK MAH BAWS!"

 

[wesdabigman]

Cartman from South Park, I think.

"I find your lack of faith in Sarah Palin as Vice President...disturbing"

 

[Xhumed]

Darth Vader.

"I like to disect fiscal reports on the current state of the economy. By the way, have I told you about Whitney Huston?"

 

[Brett Alex]

"Ok, 'The sub-prime mortgage issue is going to affect the economy', got it!" And seeing as thats already been done I'll give you a bonus one.

"I-DENT-IFY CRISIS! Trouble in the middle east? PRRO-ceeedin'!!" he doesn't have a real name, but he's from a game and holds a special place in my heart.

"Many caribou died to bring us this oil".

Mon Montha was it? (Not sure how to spell her name) from Return of the Jedi.