A message to the Forum moderators

[Scorpid]

How are you doing? Are you guys okay? You're fingers must be getting so tired from hitting on those suspend ban and warning buttons all day long with that Zoe Quinn none sense going on. Everyone trying so hard to be the voice of reason and half those people lose their mind and then you have to step in as the kindergarten teacher and have to send all the guys shouting "FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!" to their corners. I just wanted you to know some people aren't shouting at people not because they don't want to but because making you guys have to work even harder in this shit weighs on us. Don't get me wrong I'm not in love with you, I think you get overzealous sometimes especially with my last warning but you're people too and having to scan all those vitriolic messages must be taxing on your mind, it might even make you a meaner person just by having to read so much of that filth. I guess what I'm saying is don't let it get to you, people are good but the internet just makes it hard to see that sometimes.

 

[Here Comes Tomorrow]

Is...is this a joke?

Hardly anyone has been moderated on THAT thread for 300 pages.

 

[Generalissimo]

This is totally going to end well, I know it. I mean really, this will stay calm and peaceful. call it a hunch.

 

[Qwurty2.0]

This thread could swing either way, in my opinion.

And I have experience swinging either way.

 

[Keoul]

I don't see why the mods are to blame, if they're all focusing on banning anyone talking about Zoe Quinn then it would be orders from the higher ups right?

 

[Remus]

Can't we just start coming up with some fun conspiracy theories about why they would banning people?

Bardarbunga's erupting, it's at the northern edge of the Atlantic faultline. Meanwhile here there is a thread in which a controversial topic is causing bans and/or suspensions! I think that aliens are making a multi-tiered assault on humanity, simultaneously terraforming the northern hemisphere while silencing dissenting opinions that may reveal their plan to the Escapist community! Guillermo Del Toro tried to warn us! It's not the Pacific Rim, it's the Atlantic Rim!

Now if you'll excuse me, I have a bunker with a ready supply of canned goods, gasoline, medical masks, and tinfoil hats already prepared. Good day sir!

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Dear mods.

Where the fuck is my money? Don't pretend you don't know. Don't make me come down there and give you a jolly good talking too.

I swear, some people.

 

[Jolly Co-operator]

Dear mods.

Where the fuck is my money? Don't pretend you don't know. Don't make me come down there and give you a jolly good talking too.

I swear, some people.

Please, Daystar, leave business of the jolly variety to me.

Ok, mods, where the fuck is his money?! <-- (see, the smiley makes it jolly)