Ah, I live nowhere near my friends anyway. Now all I need to do is find out how to be a security guard... does it involve fighting at some "martial arts" level? Do I need to be taller than 6'4?dwightsteel said:Not as cool as you might think. I'm a night security guard at a hospital. It's easy, and I do have a lot of down time, but it sucks in the summer, when all my friends want to chill for the better part of the day and night, when I'm sleeping or working.Evil Jak said:Were do you work??? :0dwightsteel said:Weekdays:
11:00PM - Wake up, shower, brush my teeth, get ready for the graveyard shift
Midnight-8:00AM - Work in between chilling on the net (The Escapist, much of the time) and reading.
8:05AM - Get home, take another shower, and beautify myself.
9:10/20AM - Head to our downtown area to try to pick up attractive girls coming off cruise ships.
12:00PM - Go home, eat lunch/dinner. Watch some DVRed programs.
3:00PM - Start winding down, get ready for bed, and eventually crash.
On Fridays, after I get off of work, my schedule changes a bit:
8:30AM - Go to bed
5:30/6PM- Wake up, shower, call a few friends to chill and get the buzz for the night.
7:45PM - Go to local radio station to prepare for show
8:00PM- Start the show
10:00PM- End the show
10:05PM - Start heading to party/bar to enjoy myself for the night. Hopefully find an attractive willing female.
The rest of the weekend is pretty nebulous in terms of planning, that is until sunday, when I start my set up for the weekdays.
That sounds awesome, I am awake anyway so nothing wrong with making money while I am.![]()
So... you dont require 5 minutes to regain concious thought? Why say it? What do you actually do in those 5 minutes? :0Monkfish Acc. said:... Wake up. The whole five minutes is waking up.Evil Jak said:Woah... what do you do in the 5 minutes between "waking up" and "supress dissatisfaction and angst"?!
You dont need to answer, every guy here has probably took a guess and I would be amazed if I am the only person who asked...
EDIT: *AMAZED*
After opening my eyes, I require a short period of time to regain conscious thought.
I don't actually do that.
Wander around the house regaining conscious thought, my god, man.Evil Jak said:So... you dont require 5 minutes to regain concious thought? Why say it? What do you actually do in those 5 minutes? :0Monkfish Acc. said:... Wake up. The whole five minutes is waking up.Evil Jak said:Woah... what do you do in the 5 minutes between "waking up" and "supress dissatisfaction and angst"?!
You dont need to answer, every guy here has probably took a guess and I would be amazed if I am the only person who asked...
EDIT: *AMAZED*
After opening my eyes, I require a short period of time to regain conscious thought.
I don't actually do that.
Oh blast!Monkfish Acc. said:Wander around the house regaining conscious thought, my god, man.Evil Jak said:So... you dont require 5 minutes to regain concious thought? Why say it? What do you actually do in those 5 minutes? :0Monkfish Acc. said:... Wake up. The whole five minutes is waking up.Evil Jak said:Woah... what do you do in the 5 minutes between "waking up" and "supress dissatisfaction and angst"?!
You dont need to answer, every guy here has probably took a guess and I would be amazed if I am the only person who asked...
EDIT: *AMAZED*
After opening my eyes, I require a short period of time to regain conscious thought.
I don't actually do that.
When I said "I don't actually do that", I meant I don't do what you were insinu--... OH I SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING
Clever. But I'm clevererer.*****
Why have you put camping in "quotations"? :/APPCRASH said:0500 Wake up
0530-0800 PT
0900-1600 Studies/Classes
1600-1800 Depending on the day, Sports (rugby/boxing), or Training Lab/Exercise
1930-2100 Practice at the Firing Range.
2100-2300 Reading/Video Games
Rinse and Repeat, until the weekend. Then, I get to go "camping."
My superiors call it camping, but it's actually marching around and living in the woods, doing land navigation or Squad Tactical Exercises (STX). The rain gods are never in our favor on the weekends. It can be fun, if you are completely fucking nutters or ,like me, just hate yourself.Evil Jak said:Why have you put camping in "quotations"? :/APPCRASH said:0500 Wake up
0530-0800 PT
0900-1600 Studies/Classes
1600-1800 Depending on the day, Sports (rugby/boxing), or Training Lab/Exercise
1930-2100 Practice at the Firing Range.
2100-2300 Reading/Video Games
Rinse and Repeat, until the weekend. Then, I get to go "camping."
Hmm... peculiar...
Hey, I was awake for two days straight until last night, and I spent more time trying to get back to sleep after being woken up by nightmares than actually sleeping!Evil Jak said:Oh blast!Monkfish Acc. said:Wander around the house regaining conscious thought, my god, man.Evil Jak said:So... you dont require 5 minutes to regain concious thought? Why say it? What do you actually do in those 5 minutes? :0Monkfish Acc. said:... Wake up. The whole five minutes is waking up.Evil Jak said:Woah... what do you do in the 5 minutes between "waking up" and "supress dissatisfaction and angst"?!
You dont need to answer, every guy here has probably took a guess and I would be amazed if I am the only person who asked...
EDIT: *AMAZED*
After opening my eyes, I require a short period of time to regain conscious thought.
I don't actually do that.
When I said "I don't actually do that", I meant I don't do what you were insinu--... OH I SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING
Clever. But I'm clevererer.*****
Although slow down there... you are saying you are "clevererer" than a man who has been awake for a day, to be perfectly honest if I manage to string together a coherent sentence I am impressed right now.
Also, assuming you are a guy... all I am going to say is: Must be the size of oranges. XD
Hmm, my guess is either Jacob or Ben... just because that is what I always guess and it sometimes works.Monkfish Acc. said:Hey, I was awake for two days straight until last night, and I spent more time trying to get back to sleep after being woken up by nightmares than actually sleeping!
That said, you wouldn't happen to know my name by any chance, would you? I seem to have forgotten.
Saghkalsda.
OH MY GASP!Evil Jak said:Hmm, my guess is either Jacob or Ben... just because that is what I always guess and it sometimes works.Monkfish Acc. said:Hey, I was awake for two days straight until last night, and I spent more time trying to get back to sleep after being woken up by nightmares than actually sleeping!
That said, you wouldn't happen to know my name by any chance, would you? I seem to have forgotten.
Saghkalsda.![]()
No. I went in with no pre-job training. I mean, I did do Tae Kwan Do for 6 years, but that had absolutely nothing to do with me getting the job. Most, if any, training you get is on the job, at least for the hospital I work at. And there is no height requirement. You have to be at least 18 years of age, but thats about it.Evil Jak said:Ah, I live nowhere near my friends anyway. Now all I need to do is find out how to be a security guard... does it involve fighting at some "martial arts" level? Do I need to be taller than 6'4?dwightsteel said:Not as cool as you might think. I'm a night security guard at a hospital. It's easy, and I do have a lot of down time, but it sucks in the summer, when all my friends want to chill for the better part of the day and night, when I'm sleeping or working.Evil Jak said:Were do you work??? :0dwightsteel said:Weekdays:
11:00PM - Wake up, shower, brush my teeth, get ready for the graveyard shift
Midnight-8:00AM - Work in between chilling on the net (The Escapist, much of the time) and reading.
8:05AM - Get home, take another shower, and beautify myself.
9:10/20AM - Head to our downtown area to try to pick up attractive girls coming off cruise ships.
12:00PM - Go home, eat lunch/dinner. Watch some DVRed programs.
3:00PM - Start winding down, get ready for bed, and eventually crash.
On Fridays, after I get off of work, my schedule changes a bit:
8:30AM - Go to bed
5:30/6PM- Wake up, shower, call a few friends to chill and get the buzz for the night.
7:45PM - Go to local radio station to prepare for show
8:00PM- Start the show
10:00PM- End the show
10:05PM - Start heading to party/bar to enjoy myself for the night. Hopefully find an attractive willing female.
The rest of the weekend is pretty nebulous in terms of planning, that is until sunday, when I start my set up for the weekdays.
That sounds awesome, I am awake anyway so nothing wrong with making money while I am.![]()
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Hooorah for me! Though I don't remember inspiring this thread. /:Evil Jak said:I was talking to La-Le-Lu-Li-Lo and this very subject came up, so she is the insperation for this thread and all props go to her.
:gasp: Ohhh lolz. Real ones too. ^^xmetatr0nx said:She inspires a lot with those cute looks...god damn it i cant even halt my own flirtyness..
Oh! I see how it is! It's not the truth when it's me!? D:Evil Jak said:Ah, I see you have moved on from "creepy" to "speaking nothing but the truth".![]()
a bit egotastic dont you thinkxmetatr0nx said:She inspires a lot with those cute looks...god damn it i cant even halt my own flirtyness..
Ok lets see week days:
Work 8-515
gym
women
choir practise
possibly beach or read, all this with a dash here and there of the escapist
if time remains hang with friends. Oh and videos games and school go somewhere in between.
Weekends:
hiking
more gym
even more cute girls
possible sporting event
possibly get drunk
escapist
more drinking.
Is it Ben? No one is called Jacob anymore, the only time I see it is when I create "Jacob Valek" on KOTOR whenevr I play it.Monkfish Acc. said:OH MY GASP!Evil Jak said:Hmm, my guess is either Jacob or Ben... just because that is what I always guess and it sometimes works.Monkfish Acc. said:Hey, I was awake for two days straight until last night, and I spent more time trying to get back to sleep after being woken up by nightmares than actually sleeping!
That said, you wouldn't happen to know my name by any chance, would you? I seem to have forgotten.
Saghkalsda.![]()
I am amazed at your powers of name guessing!
It's almost like you went onto my profile and...
...
Oh, you are a wascally wabit, aren't you?