A Normal Day... For You...

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slevin8989

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6:30 Wake up take bath
7:00 Drive to work
8:00-4:30 Work
5:00 get home and sleep
7:00 wake up and hang out with friends
7:00-1:00 Pure randomness
1:30 Sleep
 

esperandote

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08:00 wake up
09:00 work
13:00 lunch
15:00 work
19:00 off work
after 19:00 watch tv or visit my girlfriend depends on the day
00:00 go to bed

Boring life.
 

la-le-lu-li-lo

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Cpt_Oblivious said:
Well, first I talk to corporate...

WARNING: Lots of swears etc.
Don't want anyone to get in trouble.​

Talk to to corporate
Approve memos
Lead a workshop
Remember birthdays
Direct workflow
My own bathroom
Micromanage
Promote Synergy
Hit on Debra
Get rejected
Swallow sadness
Send some faxes
Call a sex line
Cry deeply
Demand a refund
Eat a bagel
Harrassment lawsuit
No promotion
Fifth of vodka
Shit on Debra's desk
Buy a gun
In my mouth
Pussy out
Puke on Debra's desk
Jump out the window
Suck a dude's dick
Score some coke
Crash my car
Suck my own dick
Eat some chicken strips
Chop my balls off
Black out in the sewer
Meet a giant fish
Fuck its brains out
Turn into a jet
Bomb the Russians
Crash into the sun
Now I'm dead
Like a boss!!
 

NotAPie

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Let me see my to do list...
Eat Mushrooms
Save the Princess
Eat Mushrooms
Save the Princess
Ea- This is Marios to do list.

Usually its just
Wake up.
Eat.
Go Outside.
Come Inside.
Get on the Escapist.
Sleep.
 

Nossy

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Tear a void portal into this existence
Go to your so called University
Eat your so called food
Watch your entertainment
Surf you inferior connective web
Rip a new portal back to my home plane
Repeat
 

Jedoro

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la-le-lu-li-lo said:
Cpt_Oblivious said:
Well, first I talk to corporate...

WARNING: Lots of swears etc.
Don't want anyone to get in trouble.​

Talk to to corporate
Approve memos
Lead a workshop
Remember birthdays
Direct workflow
My own bathroom
Micromanage
Promote Synergy
Hit on Debra
Get rejected
Swallow sadness
Send some faxes
Call a sex line
Cry deeply
Demand a refund
Eat a bagel
Harrassment lawsuit
No promotion
Fifth of vodka
Shit on Debra's desk
Buy a gun
In my mouth
Pussy out
Puke on Debra's desk
Jump out the window
Suck a dude's dick
Score some coke
Crash my car
Suck my own dick
Eat some chicken strips
Chop my balls off
Black out in the sewer
Meet a giant fish
Fuck its brains out
Turn into a jet
Bomb the Russians
Crash into the sun
Now I'm dead
Like a boss!!
Uh huh, so that's an average day for you, then? You chop your balls off and die?

EDIT: Ninja'd, but oh well
 

monkey_man

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school day :
7:15 get up eat and go to school
8:15 on school talking to friends
8:30 lessons start
from 1:15 to 4:00 free
go behind pc till dinner
go behind pc till tvtime
go behind pc after tv till sleep
(sentence starting with GO ending with DINNER/TVTIME can be substituted to doing (doing homework/sleeping)
do it again

free day:
(go to bed)
get up around 12 or 1 o'clock
get behind pc till dinner
watch tv till 24:00
go behind pc untill tired
go to bed
 

Nmil-ek

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Wake up - 8.00 supposedly but whenever I can drag my ass outta bed
Have a bath/shower
Complain at dad to fix shower
Have breakfast/lunch I rarley have both
Go to Gym
Go look for jobs
Complain about lack of jobs
Clean Kitchen
Hoover
Ironing
Play games/sketch/listen to music whatever
Make dinner, wash clothes
Clean kitchen
more lounging
Sleep

Borning day to day shit god I need a job/my own place.
 

SecretTacoNinja

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Wake up, perform morning ablutions and dress
Eat
Veg out in front of laptop or play a game
Eat
Space out thinking about my comic while listening to music
Eat while watching TV
Veg out in front of laptop
Sleep

If I'm feeling adventurous I may wank or go for a walk (but only if it's sunny).

Such is the life of a bum on her summer holidays... I don't like it much, I'd rather be doing things but my choices are limited living in a small market town with no toy, game or collector's shops... Even if I had people to go out with we'd have nothing to do but go into the city and spend money.
 

Simriel

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Wake Up,
Kill Assassin,
Cook Assassin,
Eat Assassin,
Get Dressed,
Kill Assassin,
Cook Assassin,
Eat Assassin.
Can you guess the rest?
 

Froobyx

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Wake up about 11 - 1pm and then get breaky, take one pill, do nothing all day, have my tea, take another pill, do nothing til 8, take my contraceptive pill, take a shower, do nothing until 2 - 3 in the morning and then go bed.

I do play games, watch TV and do other stuff... But thats not that important
 

SimuLord

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School days:
- Wake up, go to school, come home, clean house, and do the dishes so my wife can cook me dinner when she gets home. Lather, rinse, repeat, with gaming in the evening (except Fridays, which involve watching Friday Night Fights on ESPN2.)

Weekends:

- Wake up a few hours before my wife does (she sleeps 12 hours on weekends!), play games, go somewhere (usually a restaurant or Best Buy), come home, play more games.

Weekdays during non-school time (as in right now):

- Wake up when my wife's getting ready for work, play games and post on the Escapist all day, be a lazy ass, and enjoy a sort of second adolescence because getting a job would mess up my college plans and I'm living on student loans and my wife's income.
 

EMFCRACKSHOT

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Wake up about 4 pm. Go on escapist/listen to music
Get out of bed about 6pm and have a shower (if i can be bothered)
Go on xbox 360 till about 3am
Throughout this period i will be snacking and drinkng beer
watch tv or dvds' till about 9am then go to bed.
That has been pretty much my routine for the last 3 weeks. Except for thursdays when i go to games workshop from 10 am till 9 pm and do stuff there
 

ErGo

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4pm - Wake up
4:15pm - Computer
5am - Bed

... well its not that bad, I guess eating comes in somewhere there too... actually looking at it that way makes me feel really ... dead, oh well.
 

Julianking93

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Mon-Thur:
8:45-wake up
9:30-12:30-work
12:30-1:00-Lunch
1:30-5:00-Escapist and Youtube time!
5:00-1:00-TV or reading or studying. (not for school, just because I like looking up things) Oh and dinner
Then sleep

Friday:
Everything as above, but I go to a movie every Friday.

Saturday:
Everything as above, but no work and that usually filled by me hanging out with friends. or shopping.

Sunday:
Nothing.
 

scorch 13

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scorch 13 said:
Evil Jak said:
la-le-lu-li-lo said:
Evil Jak said:
I was talking to La-Le-Lu-Li-Lo and this very subject came up, so she is the insperation for this thread and all props go to her.
Hooorah for me! Though I don't remember inspiring this thread. /:

xmetatr0nx said:
She inspires a lot with those cute looks...god damn it i cant even halt my own flirtyness..
:gasp: Ohhh lolz. Real ones too. ^^
Evil Jak said:
Ah, I see you have moved on from "creepy" to "speaking nothing but the truth". :D
Oh! I see how it is! It's not the truth when it's me!? D:
Wha?! But you always try to avoid compliments and yeah... the comment itself was kinda creepy... doesnt mean it was a lie though... You brought that compliment(-ish) on yourself. :D

Also, you were talking about a normal day to you earlier.
wow its ok to give someone a comploment but come on that an obvious pick up line.
well that wasnt indicated now was it