A "perfect" game.

[Glover09]

OK, I've been thinking. If there were one "Perfect" game made that pleased all fans of all genres at all times, what would it have to include?

 

[thiosk]

orthodox jews with lightsabres.

 

[JRCB]

Panda cannons.

 

[New Troll]

Plants. And Zombies.

 

[AmrasCalmacil]

Everything no matter how horrible or politically incorrect, but such things would make it disturb and worry people who aren't into [Insert unimaginatively depraved thing here] thus meaning that no game can be created that pleases all the people all the time.

And if it does then the Space Time Continuem shall kill us all.

 

[Kogarian]

...Michael Jackson.

 

[Mad Maniac with axe-firing chainsaw]

Thats pretty hard to imagine. You mean one that has a deep, immersing storyline and meaningful characters who you can fully sympathise with but which still allows you to go bats-in-the-belfry crazy and do anything you please, be it building a massive empire or burning every last building and/or NPC to a flaming heap of ash?

If I come up with a way of visualising that... I certainly won't tell anyone, instead I'll be busy learning how to make computer games and making a fortune out of my idea when I release it.

 

[ohgodalex]

Since you said a game...not necessarily a video game....

SEX

Sex Hero Revolution Band: Beatles Edition.
I'd buy it.

 

[Cliff_m85]

Can anything be perfect now that Michael Jackson is dead?

 

[randommaster]

Pegtris.

Peggle + Tetris. Nothing else about the game would matter because the game would be more addicting than drug-laced anime.

 

[RyQ_TMC]

The famous Jumping Jews of Jerusalem would have a cameo.

And everyone would be wearing goggles, because everything's better with goggles.

 

[Cliff_m85]

Can anything be perfect now that Michael Jackson is dead?

Can i kick u in the balls lol

Hehehe

 

[phatty500]

gears of halo theft auto 5

 

[Krakyn]

I'm not a big Yahtzee fan, but this reminded me of his Duke Nukem Forever review, where he said the game seamlessly shifted from first person shooter to Cooking Mama. I lol'd.

I can tell you that I would personally love to see dinosaurs with lasers on their heads battling aliens for the domination of earth.

 

[Nutcase]

OK, I've been thinking.

If you have, why are you asking this question then?

If there were one "Perfect" game made that pleased all fans of all genres at all times, what would it have to include?

 

[DragonsAteMyMarbles]

A game where you play as a psychokinetic, passive-aggressive ninja monkey out to rid the world of crocs - the brand of shoes, that is - for no reason other than the fact that they offend the monkey's sense of aesthetics.