A Possessed Chaos Space Marine replaces the protagonist in the last game you played

[wintercoat]

The last game I played was Cthulhu Saves the World. I'm...not sure there'll be much of a difference, really. Can...can I have a mulligan?

 

[Muspelheim]

Foreign news now. A border checkpoint in the Arstotzkan capitol of East Grestin has been burned to the ground. Reports say that a passport clerk went berserk and killed all Kolechians present by viciously savaging them with a red rubber stamp.

*Amateur audio footage*

"No! Not face! Passport is correct, I promise! Is just malnourish on photo!"

"Denied!"

*Smash!*

"Denied!"

*Sklotch!*

"I WILL DENY THE WORLD!!"

*Sickening crunch*

"Papers for the Paper God!! Valid entry permits for the valid entry permit thro... Why do we have one of those?"

 

[rosac]

Crisis core... yep, the whole world is F*cked. especially cloud.

 

[Gorrath]

Sandbox mode on Don't Starve... The Gentleman Scientist has his sanity drop to nil and opens a chaos gate using his super-science. He dethrones the pig-king and becomes lord of the bunnymen in his fevered dream. In the dark, he bites the grue back!

 

[Woot835]

A Possesed Chaos Space Marine in Carmagedon.

Suprisingly fitting.

 

[Da Orky Man]

The last game I played was Rome: Total War Barbarian Invasion. For some reason, I don't think the Roman Empire is going to fall. Ever.

 

[keiji_Maeda]

Chaos BatMarine. He is the scourge this city deserves, but not what it needs.

EDIT: I really should read the OP.

I guess he would be approached by Ra's al Ghul and turned immortal. He would then take over The League of Assassins and turn all those lovely ladies into chaos assassins

Oh look, Conrad kurze

 

[keiji_Maeda]

Hotline miami just got a lot easier.

 

[Professor Idle]

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To be honest with you... sounds lame as hell. Seems to me that he/they are designed to be as badass as possible, and in doing so is forced TOO much. There are limits to everything, and when such a limit is crossed, it descends into mediocrity. Not impressed.

Agreeeed. From what little I've played of Warhammer 40K, it seems incredibly adolescent.

 

[Wackymon]

Dwarf Fortress...
"The world has passed into the Age of Chaos Marines. Blood for the Blood God."
"The world has entered into the age of emptiness."

 

[Tamashikiri]

Well, Ganondorf's certainly screwed.

 

[Racecarlock]

And suddenly mafia II Jimmy's Vendetta is awesome.

 

[Colin Bagley]

I guess Dark Souls just got easy.

 

[Dandark]

Well Handsome Jack is going to need more than Wilhelm and the warrior to survive on Pandora now.

 

[JaredXE]

Well, Mark of the Ninja would certainly have a different feel to it.

I do have to say that the execution moves would be a bit more...lively.

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

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To be honest with you... sounds lame as hell. Seems to me that he/they are designed to be as badass as possible, and in doing so is forced TOO much. There are limits to everything, and when such a limit is crossed, it descends into mediocrity. Not impressed.

It's all about scope and scale. A Space Marine in the 40k universe is superhuman, certainly. They are stronger, faster, smarter and more resilient than a person in peak condition by an order of magnitude. A standard tactical trooper is as tough and capable of some armies elite heroes.

But, they also fight in wars against things like Tyranids which can strip the life from a heavily defended world in a matter of weeks or against immortal machines who's basic weapons can destroy the most powerful tanks in a single shot. Couple that with the fact that at any given time there are only a million or so space marines and they are tasked with the defense of a million worlds of the imperium and they seem less silly and out of place.

 

[Random berk]

FarCry 3. Suddenly, my kill count of over a thousand pirates in less than two weeks on the island starts to seem a lot more reasonable.

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

Dire Victory!

I really wonder what his moves in DOTA 2 would be.

Q - Purge the Weak - Slows and damages all enemies in a radius for 5 seconds
W - Blood Price - Toggle - Increases damage per attack by a percentage of target max life at a cost to users own life pool (also percentage)
E - Blood Lust - The character lunges a short distance (300 or so) towards the cursor. He gains additional attack speed for 3 seconds.
R - Ascend - The character becomes a champion of Khorne and is granted a power sword, increased movement and attack speed and resistances for 10 seconds. Attack range is reduced to melee (125 I'd say).

 

[Fenra]

World of Warcraft.... so the entire continent of Pandaria is going to be purged in a matter of hours, then the rest of the world

 

[Ieyke]

New Super Mario Bros U.....


EVERYONE is doomed.