A Quick Buck [D&D4E, NOW PLAYING]

[Akiada]

Jelani regarded Kalem with a stare that seemed to ask, without words, "are you serious?"

"It boggles the mind that you would know less of humanoid customs than I," Jelani remarked in a total deadpan. "Shtag is him slurring 'stag.' As in a bachelor party. Common humanoid custom, mostly just humans and dwarfs, I figure, elves aren't much for getting piss drunk," he grinned toothily. "Too fragile." He made a snapping motion with his hands and giggled.

"Well, it's more like getting drunk, stare at strange, oft naked women actually. Weird concept for one about to get married."

 

[Venom 3135]

"But we were living fine already. Who needs luxurys? i liked living like that!"

 

[Venom 3135]

"I'm sure they would. But that isn't how I feel."

 

[Venom 3135]

He chuckled.
"You're not going to change my mind."
he looked back at the bartender,
"Where my drink?"

 

[Venom 3135]

Spoiler: Avouleance

You know that your sheet sais that your character is a dwarf don't you?

"It's fun I guess...get drunk a lot...and we're pretty hard."

 

[Venom 3135]

Spoiler: Avouleance

Ah, I see. i did notice actually...thanks anyway.

"Well why don't you try it now mate?"

 

[Venom 3135]

"You're missing out on a lot my friend."
he laughed.

 

[Venom 3135]

"Deffinitly! i can teach you whatever you need to know. You're still mising out on the beer though."

 

[Venom 3135]

"That's 'cos we're so amazing mate!"

 

[Venom 3135]

"So have a drink! What's the worst that could happen? I'm a proffesional drunk, so i'll keep you in line!"
He laughed.

 

[Venom 3135]

"oh come one! Honestly, what are you worried about?!"
He laughed again.

 

[Venom 3135]

"Well don't drink yourself to death then!" He laughed.

 

[Venom 3135]

"I'll buy you one!" he offered hertilly.

Spoiler: good

night.

 

[underscore_b]

The barkeep frowns at Phillip - "no, no bets" - and gets up to serve Domonic. Meanwhile the young drunk at the next table awakens with a start and lurches to his feet. "Thassanuff! 'Sh time, time ferra t'ing!" He pats his pockets, pulls out a small drawstring pouch, drops it and stoops to pick it up again with a mumbled curse. He gives it a brief squeeze, as if checking its contents, then turns to head for the door.

 

[Akiada]

"For fun! You've heard of fun, ain't you Phillip? I bet them books of yours have something on it..." Jelani remarked with a smirk, nudging him. "Not every game need have a prize."

 

[Joshy206]

"Well," Kalem replied to Jelani in a snide tone, "I'm not really the marriage type." He then got up and turned to Wednesday.

"Can I order you to stop trying to trick us? It's getting rather annoying," he declared, before joining the dwarves. He loved to be a part of several conversations at once.

"Personally, I'm against mining. Dusty air always messes with the suit. As for drinking," he turned to the barkeep, "I'll have a Pan-Oceanic Gargleslasher, please." The odd drink was one that Kalem had custom ordered in the same tavern five years ago. He didn't remember what was in it, but knew it was brilliant.

 

[Venom 3135]

Domonic drunk his beer in one, long, impressive gulp.
"You're really missin' out you know..." He laughed at Phillip.

 

[Venom 3135]

"Bah, i'm not into books. As far as i'm concerned, i'm not missing out at all."

 

[Venom 3135]

Domonic stared at Philip, trying ever so hard to hold back his histerical laughter. he failed. He fell off of his chair, laughing and climbed back on, still laughing.
"What have thos humans done to you?!" He laughed

 

[Venom 3135]

Domonic laughed even harder and to save himself falling off of his chair again, he had to stand up and leave. After a few minutes outside an after a few 'what the hell are you doing?' looks, he went back inside,
"You wouldn't be saying that if you had my life. Humans are so...unlucky! They have terrible lives compaired to us!"