a random event has occured!

[The_Chief]

have you ever been doing something not out of the ordinary, when suddenly BAM! something really weird happens. today i was chewing on a tissue (a habit of mine) and it broke off one of my braces.

 

[Hazy]

Life is a random event.
Like today, when I was getting the mail, a cat jumped out of the box. Then when I went inside to get a drink, a cat jumped out of the fridge. I went to go sit down, and a dog jumped out of the couch.
...
I think somebody is out to get me, or I have somehow adopted 2 cats and a dog.

(But in all seriousness, The cat thing is 100% true. My friend put it in there.)

 

[Bofus Teefus]

Well, I'd been pulled over in my mom's car, and was looking for her registration and insurance. What I found was my mom's huge bag of weed in her center console.

"What the frick? Holy shit!"

Not quite what I expected.