A random Super Power Thread

[shootthebandit]

Well this is going to be interesting. I got Location Swapping, which is cooler than it sounds, as the text beneath the page image implies. Outcome might very well depend on which deity you embody, if it's Eingana...well beating you would be a "Rocks Fall, everybody dies" pyrrhic victory, according to Wikipedia ("Eingana holds a sinew that is attached to every living thing; if she lets go of one, the attached creature dies.") so I'd be dead either way. I could make a fight out of it if you had Nargun and could probably win that fight, but it would take a while and pretty much require that I teleport parts of you away piece by piece (Nargun being mostly rock). Regardless, I think at the end of the day I'm the underdog but stand a chance at least so long as I use my power on myself enough to keep a healthy distance between us.

Muhahaha the dice was in my favour

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dimensional_Vision

The user is capable of seeing through dimensional barriers, allowing them to see what occurs in other dimensions, as well as enabling such feats as seeing objects that are in a state of dimensional flux between two worlds.

Basically I can see you when you teleport. I dont really think I need to say any more. Our powers cancel each other out and it would result in plain ol' fisticuffs

 

[Michael Tabbut]

I got Spatial Tuning
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Spatial_Tuning
Capabilities

The user can control an certain amount of space to manipulate that can be used banish or switch spaces, create paradoxes, and warp reality inside of it.

Not sure if it would do much to you, shootthebandit, but if I manage to catch you in a certain radius...the laws of reality are my *****!

 

[Grimh]

I uh... I got Omni-Creator
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omni-Creator

I think it means I'm basically the omnipotent god of every universe ever at the same time.
I guess I win by deleting the universe you currently inhabit.
That's no fun, let's try again.

Oh come on!
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnipotence_Embodiment

Okay here we go, Telepathic Speaking.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Telepathic_Speaking

I use my powers to telepathically annoy you until you go insane curling up into the fetal position, whimpering.
Then I kick you in the gut.

 

[Fijiman]

I got [a href="http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Domain_Destruction"]"domain destruction"[/a].

Seems like it'd be fairly useful against the first power, not as much against his rerolls.

 

[Jess2449]

Obviously ZA WARUDO

The ability to shout ZA WARUDO in a very sexy voice and stop time

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Time_Stopping
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7wzJ6EJdvY#t=32s


Just infinitely pause time, go to sleep until i bother enough to start searching the entire world to find the enemy and then casually find a road roller and slowly move it towards you and drop it on you ;<)

 

[Generalissimo]

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Wisdom

I suppose I could be a trusted lieutenant, general or other leader. being knowledgeable is good in almost any position.

 

[lacktheknack]

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Wisdom

I suppose I could be a trusted lieutenant, general or other leader. being knowledgeable is good in almost any position.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Irreversible_Destruction

I'm sorry, sir, but you're doomed. ALL YOUR KNOWLEDGE CAN UNDO NOTHING!

 

[kommando367]

Enigma Force- so basically, I'm a cosmic energy-based parasite.

I could posses lacktheknack and drive him to suicide or control him to do my bidding.

 

[bartholen_v1legacy]

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Abacomancy

Fuck.

I got nothin'

"Bartholen was meditating deeply, studying the seemingly random pile of fine ash before his lap. As he listened to the universe and became one with it, slowly a pattern started to emerge, and the secrets of past and future were about to unfold. And then kommando367 possessed him and used his divine abilities to look up future lottery numbers and got rich. The End."

 

[Basement Cat]

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divided_Mind

Apparently my superpower is the ability to have multiple personalities. Ye Gods, I'll spend more time dodging psychiatrists trying to wrap me up in a straight jacket than using this ability to...I dunno...somehow(???) fight crime.

On the other hand imagine if none of my personalities like each other in the least? Or if two personalities fall romantically in love and third personality is jealous or even worse?!?

Never mind the shrinks chasing me down, I may just need to check myself in to a psychiatric ward and possibly be the first person to request a lobotomy. -_-



P.S. One of my personalities is a seer and forsees that Daystar will appear with an awesome randomly determined power. He somehow always manages to do that.

Somehow. <.<

 

[Shadow flame master]

I got Defeat Inducement. It says that I can induce defeat or failure in any situation wether it be financial, physical, mental, spiritual etc.

I think I got almost any fight in the bag, as long as i can outrun any miscalculation on my part.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Defeat_Inducement

 

[Vidiot421]

I got Defeat Inducement. It says that I can induce defeat or failure in any situation wether it be financial, physical, mental, spiritual etc.

I think I got almost any fight in the bag, as long as i can outrun any miscalculation on my part.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Intuitive_Empathy

The power to copy the powers of others through an empathic bond and immediately understand how to use said power.

I see this ending as a draw, as we will both loose.

 

[Generalissimo]

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Wisdom

I suppose I could be a trusted lieutenant, general or other leader. being knowledgeable is good in almost any position.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Irreversible_Destruction

I'm sorry, sir, but you're doomed. ALL YOUR KNOWLEDGE CAN UNDO NOTHING!

oho

I see your irreversible destruction and raise you
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divine_Ingestion

i'm feeling like a snack right now.

 

[DarklordKyo]

oho

I see your irreversible destruction and raise you
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divine_Ingestion

i'm feeling like a snack right now.

I'm going to fight fire with fire here.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divine_Ingestion

 

[verdant monkai]

I can turn any part (or the whole of my body) into a sky scraper.

I can hide easily in big cities, and turn my arm into a sky scraper and flatten my enemies.

I don't know what the last guy has. sorry m8.

 

[JayRPG]

I repeat what I said to the poster I quote above you and add this bit: I have no idea why you quoted me.

But, with a twist! You are now doing battle with the last person who posted.

I don't think people read that part of the OP, I quoted you because you were the last post I could see before posting.

 

[jurnag12]

oho

I see your irreversible destruction and raise you
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divine_Ingestion

i'm feeling like a snack right now.

I'm going to fight fire with fire here.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divine_Ingestion

Snack on some boom-boom, mate:

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Phosphorus_Manipulation

 

[Estranged180]

I'm about to trump everyone else in this thread.

Common sense. Yes, common sense needs to be classified as a super power, because it's so terribly rare to find in today's society (just go look at the 'fails' on youtube, you'll see what I mean).

 

[PhantomBeast]

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Empathic_Weaponry
Okay.... so basically I'm like Thor, but my weapon also thinks... Well I think the common sense guy wins. He'll convince my weapon to turn on me.
Common Sense Guy: "Your an elemental sword that can slice through almost anything... why do you even need Phantom?"
My Weapon: "You know what? Your right". *Twists out of my hand... bisects me.*
Me: "What?! Wai- ARRGGHH"
Common Sense Guy: "Now let's go hang out"

 

[Glongpre]

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Empathic_Weaponry

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Automaton_Physiology

Prepare to be destroyed...my body is made of an extremely tough metal, and I also am able to repair any damage you do. My reflexes are un-freaking-believable, and I have a rocket arm that is also heat seeking and also explodes, because I can.

I also create other automatons for the benefit of humanity, because I'm a nice guy. But if they ever try to backstab me, they are soooooooo screwed, muahahahaha!

I first thought this power might suck, but it is kinda cool

I can also fly, by way of a jetpack one day, then somekind of propulsion system when I get bored of a jetpack. Maybe I will have a teleportation device. And an invisibility cloak.

Sweet.