Well, today the city of Perth was in a state of panic over the news that yes, Sakwach and Hey Joe were meeting for a round of anal sex bowling and pool. That's right, as it turns out, people from the internet aren't serial killers....I think.
Things started well enough when we totally snubbed each other in a bookstore. We then proceeded to bowl where I showed my awesome manly bowling skills, and Saskwach called his sexuality into question by using a pink ball (seriously).
Whereas I was bowling strikes where the pins exploded in an orgasmic bow before my magnificence, Sakwach was drawing laughs from the gallery. He avoided his total humiliation by managing to beat Obama's score, thus proving that an Aussie with a pink all is more apt to run the free world.
He then maintained some of his dignity by at least drawing out of four games during pool. During this time, we set the world record for 'that's what she said' jokes. It was kinda distracting to have the Guinness World Record people there, and I totally blame this for every bad shot I played.
Afterward, we hit the streets combining our awesomeness to totally scope the streets for chicks. Unfortunately, there were none around, so I had to make do with cracking onto old men. It was kinda awkward when an old guy offered me a 'gummy', but laughs were had all the same.
After this exhausting experience, we decided to pull into a patisserie to exercise our gamers irony. Alas, we found no cake.
That's right...
THE CAKE WAS A LIE!
Anyhow, the point to the story is don't do drugs.
Actually, the point is that if you're in Perth and wanted to meet up for some awkward sexual tension...uhh...I mean fun...I mean play with some balls....I mean....you know what I mean, contact either me or Pink Ball Boy and we'll hook something up.
Things started well enough when we totally snubbed each other in a bookstore. We then proceeded to bowl where I showed my awesome manly bowling skills, and Saskwach called his sexuality into question by using a pink ball (seriously).
Whereas I was bowling strikes where the pins exploded in an orgasmic bow before my magnificence, Sakwach was drawing laughs from the gallery. He avoided his total humiliation by managing to beat Obama's score, thus proving that an Aussie with a pink all is more apt to run the free world.
He then maintained some of his dignity by at least drawing out of four games during pool. During this time, we set the world record for 'that's what she said' jokes. It was kinda distracting to have the Guinness World Record people there, and I totally blame this for every bad shot I played.
Afterward, we hit the streets combining our awesomeness to totally scope the streets for chicks. Unfortunately, there were none around, so I had to make do with cracking onto old men. It was kinda awkward when an old guy offered me a 'gummy', but laughs were had all the same.
After this exhausting experience, we decided to pull into a patisserie to exercise our gamers irony. Alas, we found no cake.
That's right...
THE CAKE WAS A LIE!
Anyhow, the point to the story is don't do drugs.
Actually, the point is that if you're in Perth and wanted to meet up for some awkward sexual tension...uhh...I mean fun...I mean play with some balls....I mean....you know what I mean, contact either me or Pink Ball Boy and we'll hook something up.
