A twitter prank.

[snowman6251]

So lets say you've hacked your worst enemy's (or anyone you choose really) twitter account. You have one opportunity to tweet anything you want on their account for all their followers to see. What do you say?

Mine would go "It appears I have fallen for a trap."

 

[zombiejoe]

"Dude, I just woke up with my face one inch away from Lady Gaga's nutsack...what do I do?"

 

[Pimppeter2]

Probably just talk about my fondness for throbbing penises.

 

[zombiejoe]

Probably stick with a classic, "How do you get the taste of penis out of your mouth?"

Mouthwash?

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

"Hey listen!" copy-pasted about 50 or so times.

What? So I'm not creative.

 

[S.R.S.]

"I shouldn't have slept with him/her. The results came back... positive."

There's another one I have that'll probably get me banned if I say it. Think Captian Picard.

 

[snowman6251]

"I shouldn't have slept with him/her. The results came back... positive."

There's another one I have that'll probably get me banned if I say it. Think Captian Picard.

That's probably easier to figure out when you're familiar with Star Trek

 

[S.R.S.]

"I shouldn't have slept with him/her. The results came back... positive."

There's another one I have that'll probably get me banned if I say it. Think Captian Picard.

That's probably easier to figure out when you're familiar with Star Trek

Look closer; Captain Picard.

 

[MegaManOfNumbers]

"I shouldn't have slept with him/her. The results came back... positive."

There's another one I have that'll probably get me banned if I say it. Think Captian Picard.

That's probably easier to figure out when you're familiar with Star Trek

Look closer; Captain Picard.

Nope, still don't get it.

 

[S.R.S.]

"I shouldn't have slept with him/her. The results came back... positive."

There's another one I have that'll probably get me banned if I say it. Think Captian Picard.

That's probably easier to figure out when you're familiar with Star Trek

Look closer; Captain Picard.

Nope, still don't get it.

Good! Let's hope no one else gets it either.

 

[enzilewulf]

Probably... put this

"I LUV JUSTIN BEIBER, HE IS SO HOT HE CAN BE SO GAY WITH ME ANY DAY...... O AND THE JONAS BRO'S ZOMG!!!!!!!

 

[Zackary Yakumo]

"Dude, I just woke up with my face one inch away from Lady Gaga's nutsack...what do I do?"

probab;ly this since it made me lol the most.

 

[Ham_authority95]

If it was the presidents twitter account, I would put: "HAHA! Sucks to be you America! While you're enjoying our shitty economy and job outsourcing, I'm spending my 4th of July in Hawaii playing golf and fucking hookers! SUCK IT!!!!"

And be promptly arrested by the secret service.

[small]YES! I WENT THERE![/small]

If it was a normal person, however, I would just go with the usual penis jokes.

 

[Guitarmasterx7]

Probably something extremely racist so everyone thinks they're a complete twat.

 

[Omikron009]

I would say the following:

"Hey everyone, just wanted you to know that I'm gay. Here's my complete contact information for anybody who would like a night of anonymous, guilt free gay sex. I'm also offering free Twilight tickets. Use the same contact information."

 

[Lineoutt]

"I shouldn't have slept with him/her. The results came back... positive."

There's another one I have that'll probably get me banned if I say it. Think Captian Picard.

That's probably easier to figure out when you're familiar with Star Trek

Look closer; Captain Picard.

Nope, still don't get it.

Good! Let's hope no one else gets it either.

What are you talking about son? Captain Penis? jeeze, you gotta tell us now

 

[Lineoutt]

"I shouldn't have slept with him/her. The results came back... positive."

There's another one I have that'll probably get me banned if I say it. Think Captian Picard.

That's probably easier to figure out when you're familiar with Star Trek

Look closer; Captain Picard.

Nope, still don't get it.

Never mind. Just got it. Child porn.

Good! Let's hope no one else gets it either.

 

[zombiejoe]

"Dude, I just woke up with my face one inch away from Lady Gaga's nutsack...what do I do?"

probab;ly this since it made me lol the most.

Well what do I do, there is not much time before he/she wakes up, if I move I'm afraid I might knock into the telephone or whatever is tied to him/her...help me.

lol

 

[likalaruku]

I would write down an address & tell people to send in their pubic hair for oil booms.