A useless fact you know

[Madara XIII]

79% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

Or was it 82%?

Statistics show that only 53% of people actually believe those statistics

 

[Madara XIII]

Birds Explode when you feed them an Alka-Seltzer.....Wait that might be a useful fact...MWAHAHAHAHA

 

[ArcWinter]

Ok, here it is.

Everybody dies.

Surprisinq fact: 99% of deaths in the United States are caused by dyinq.

even accepting this as hilarious forum chatter, what would cause the other 1%? please, you made my head hurt.

Heh heh. The other 1% is caused by already beinq dead. For example, both Abraham Lincoln's and Teddy Roosevelt's deaths were caused by already beinq dead.

problem solved

 

[The Only]

79% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

Or was it 82%?

it's 10 out of 9 times

 

[The Bum]

Hitler loved animals.......I think? Well i know he killed his dog because he thougt the Reds would torture it.

 

[ArcWinter]

I'm sorry, but I have to ask: why are all your 'g's and 'q's switched?

Written lisp. I've been developinq it for a lonq time, and it is nearly always habit. Try makinq one yourself, it is pretty fun.

Also, random fact! Tachyons are theoretical particles that travel backwards throuqh the space-time continuum. Mention these in a metaphysics talk and you will either be thrown out, lauqhed at, or iqnored.

its true i tried it once althouqh to be honest it wasnt really a metaphysics debate i was just askinq my friend what kind of drink i should order

 

[Death God]

The U.S. Constitution was made from hemp (pot). I found that thoroughly useless but interesting.

 

[dex-dex]

Clench the thumb of any hand in your fist.

You now have no gag reflex.

Enjoy.

How does this work?

Not a damn clue, but I normally cant even gargle mouthwash. If I clench my thumb in my fist, I can stick my fingers down my throat no problem until I cant get any more finger-depth.

aww wtf? i justt tried that! yeah how the hell does that work?

 

[newfoundsky]

Dog's can't look up,

Look, Frost. Yes they can.

Razgriz destroys, dies, comes back, and brings great change.

 

[dex-dex]

In the television show, The Big Bang Theory, the elevator in Leonard and Sheldon's apartment building is always out of order because it costs too much to run it every episode.

i also love how the show explains why it is out of order.


yeah i can't think of any others.

 

[Troodon]

It has been scientifically proven that boobs make the world go round

 

[Littlee300]

Clench the thumb of any hand in your fist.

You now have no gag reflex.

Enjoy.

*tries it* HOLY SHIT!

Is this just a trick to make my throw up?

 

[ethaninja]

The civet cat, is not a true cat.

 

[LittleWings]

A pregnant goldfish is called a twit

There is no such thing as a pregnant goldfish; their eggs are fertilised in the water and stay there.

 

[gligarman207]

Dog's can't look up,

Ya and that gun is definitly real.

 

[LittleWings]

if you lined up the population of china in a eight person wide line and had them march by you, the line would never end

Think about that one and you'll see it is clearly not true.

 

[beema]

Jackie Chan was a famous singer before he was famous for martial arts.

 

[ikey]

I'm bored.
Wait, that's not useless, I can use that knowledge to change my mood.
Fact: I can't think of a useless fact I know right now either because I don't know one, I am unable to recall it at this time, or my definition of "useless" is too narrow for this thread.
Yep, I'm bored.

 

[Eumersian]

Earwigs have two penises. The more you know.

As do ticks?

 

[Spy Killer]

"Crazy Earl" from Borderlands is voiced by the president of Gearbox.
You wanted useless, you got useless.

WHAT CHU WANT!?

OT: Cows have four stomachs.