A wild _____ appears!

[Gentleman_Reptile]

In the interest of breeding even more snarky sarcasm on the internet, use the pokemon battle formula to create the most interesting, stupid, clever combinations you can.

Example:

A wild hamburger appears!
David Hasslehoff, I choose you!
David Hasslehoff used EAT!
It's not very effective.....

Or:

A wild World Trade Centre appeared!
Angry Muslim, I choose you!
Angry Muslim used Self-Destruct!
It's super effective! America is now paralyzed, it may be unable to attack!

Wow that was in really bad taste.....

 

[Et3rnalLegend64]

Yeah, that kinda was. Shouldn't this be in Forum Games?

A wild Shinji Ikari appears!
Bright Noa, I choose you!
Bright Noa uses Brightslap!
It's Super Effective!
You have captured Shinji Ikari. Shinji Ikari has leveled up! (9000 times)

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/FanFic/ShinjiAndWarhammer40K?from=Main.ShinjiAndWarhammer40K

 

[Skorpyo]

A wild Repeat Thread appears!

Skorpyo, I choose... me!

Skorpyo used Sarcasm!

It's Super Not-Very-Effective!

 

[Phlakes]

A wild World Trade Centre appeared!
Angry Muslim, I choose you!
Angry Muslim used Self-Destruct!
It's super effective! America is now paralyzed, it may be unable to attack!

Wow that was in really bad taste.....

Well, being apathetic and a bit unstable, I found that hilarious.

A wild Female appears!
Myself, I choose you!
Female uses Conversation!
It's not very effective...
Myself uses Awkwardness!
It's super effective!
Wild Female got away!

Gained 1 Exp. points

 

[emeraldrafael]

I'll go with the classic.

A wild Penis appears!
Penis, use Eruption
Condom, use protect!
It failed
Penis has fainted.

No, I'm not proud of it.

 

[loc978]

err... I thought this was just a memebase thing...
I think I'll go with this one:

Despite knowing Jack and Shit about Pokemon, I have to admire the dedication in that costume.

 

[automatron]

Me and my friend came up with millions of these

A wild Lindsay Lohan appeared.
Quick, use hard drugs!
It's super effective.
Lindsay uses drunken rage.
It's not very effective...
Quick, use rehab
It's super effective!
Lindsay is trapped

 

[SkyeNeko]

A wild Professor appeared!
Student, I choose you!
Student used 5 Day Weekend!
Its not very effective...
Professor used Homework!
Its super effective!
Student has fainted.

 

[Skorpyo]

err... I thought this was just a memebase thing...
I think I'll go with this one:

Despite knowing Jack and Shit about Pokemon, I have to admire the dedication in that costume.

It's because in-game, Abra ALWAYS uses teleport before you take your turn. ALWAYS. This person was Epic Trollin'.

OT: Another crack at it:

A wild VIRUS appeared!
McAfee, I choose YOU!
McAfee Used PROTECT!
It's WILDLY ineffective!
McAfee Hurt itself in it's confusion!
McAfee died in a fire!
Computer blacked out!