ABOUT TROLLS

[YukoValis]

First ignore the trolls going around telling lies and revealing spoilers.
NEVER post a response because that will just bump the post up and get more people to read it.
Pretend the topic is locked and move on, don't bother talking to the troll because that's EXACTLY what they want. Report, don't post, move on.

 

[delet]

Like this is new information... No, nobody heeds that logic, so there's really no use telling us. Just ignore the threads full of people feeding trolls and you'll feel a lot better.

 

[YukoValis]

Like this is new information... No, nobody heeds that logic, so there's really no use telling us. Just ignore the threads full of people feeding trolls and you'll feel a lot better.

Obviously it's new to some people.. because they still get bumped.

 

[P.Tsunami]

Also, acid or fire. If not, they'll regenerate and come back for revenge.

 

[Marmooset]

I feel I'm being trolled by this thread.


Damn! And I just posted in it!

 

[delet]

Like this is new information... No, nobody heeds that logic, so there's really no use telling us. Just ignore the threads full of people feeding trolls and you'll feel a lot better.

Obviously it's new to some people.. because they still get bumped.

No, nobody heeds that logic, so there's really no use telling us. Just ignore the threads full of people feeding trolls and you'll feel a lot better.

 

[Pandalisk]

Attempting to control the Internet is foolish, asking people to not make a response is like asking...Something that needs something..to live..To not..do that..Thing. Yeah hows that for an analogy!.

Example? No one is allowed to post below me, none may question my authority!, lets see what happens

 

[Marmooset]

Also, acid or fire. If not, they'll regenerate and come back for revenge.

This is the best advice yet. And stay outta the old rope guild.

 

[YukoValis]

Attempting to control the Internet is foolish, asking people to not make a response is like asking...Something that needs something..to live..To not..do that..Thing. Yeah hows that for an analogy!.

I'm giving advice, so you don't have to be a jerk about it.

 

[theSovietConnection]

Like this is new information... No, nobody heeds that logic, so there's really no use telling us. Just ignore the threads full of people feeding trolls and you'll feel a lot better.

Obviously it's new to some people.. because they still get bumped.

They're almost like the threads that are titled "Do not reply", where the user asks for a ban because they think it will accelerate the process, and people feel the need to comment to tell them they lack self-control. If the need to comment on a thread entitled "Do not comment" is so great you do it anyways, who really has the self-control problem?

 

[Juven Ignus]

Also, acid or fire. If not, they'll regenerate and come back for revenge.

Acid works too? Always thought it was just fire...

 

[Pandalisk]

Attempting to control the Internet is foolish, asking people to not make a response is like asking...Something that needs something..to live..To not..do that..Thing. Yeah hows that for an analogy!.

I'm giving advice, so you don't have to be a jerk about it.

Im not being a Jerk about it im just stating an opinion, maybe you just fine Bold lettering threatining? or perhaps my poor spelling?

 

[Pandalisk]

Attempting to control the Internet is foolish, asking people to not make a response is like asking...Something that needs something..to live..To not..do that..Thing. Yeah hows that for an analogy!.

Example? No one is allowed to post below me, none may question my authority!, lets see what happens

Wowwww. You're like a philosophiser or something. Can I just follow you around for a bit basking in your internet glory?

You may of course, but i charge for the hour, we offer special members discount prices.

 

[Pandalisk]

Attempting to control the Internet is foolish, asking people to not make a response is like asking...Something that needs something..to live..To not..do that..Thing. Yeah hows that for an analogy!.

Example? No one is allowed to post below me, none may question my authority!, lets see what happens

Wowwww. You're like a philosophiser or something. Can I just follow you around for a bit basking in your internet glory?

You may of course, but i charge for the hour, we offer special members discount prices.

Amazing. Tell me.. I don't have to give up any body parts to join your cult do I? I mean you're cool and all but I'd like to keep both of my nuts.

Cult?! its an organised Religion! how dare you!.
You can keep your heathen nuts.