Absurdly Fun Abilities

[Pyroguekenesis]

If you could have any 'power' what would it be?
I'm not talking about any powers that allow you bend, create, manipulate or alter elements or super-speed/strength/intelligentce but kind of the more fun, useless-fun and somewhat stupid but still fun abilities you would like to have. Like, being able to write 300 words in less than 10 secs - so like super-writing-speed. Creating the ultimate comeback for everything...Or...like being able to pick up any girl you want... or.....lasting in bed for 5hrs haha....Have fun!

They must have a limitation though.

For me, I would like to walk on walls or ceilings.
Limitation: I can only carry an extra 3-5kg

 

[AvsJoe]

Super Sarcasm would be the greatest power in the known universe.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I want the ability to fly but I must be playing the trumpet. So basically I'm limited by my playing endurance. IT WOULD ROCK!

 

[Jfswift]

Being able to create sounds anywhere I choose, just to be mischievous :3

 

[tombman888]

The ability to conjure up items into existence out of nothing.
limitations: i can only make sandwiches.

 

[Something Amyss]

The ability to play multiple instruments at once.

Especially if I could harmonize with myself.

 

[waive]

Invisibility, but I can only do it when no one's looking.

Dur hur hur

 

[Nieroshai]

The ability to conjure up items into existence out of nothing.
limitations: i can only make sandwiches.

You could make homing dagger sandwiches... as long as there's bread and filling, it counts, right?
OT: the ability to spawn mini-robots to do my bidding, but only when I'm naked

 

[hittite]

The ability to play multiple instruments at once.

Especially if I could harmonize with myself.

I've done it. 2 Baritones (think a trumpet's 'roid abusing big brother) at the same time. Admittedly, playing anything other than one sustained chord is nigh impossible.

OT: Super jumping. limit: non-super bone strength. 1 ticket to cripple city.

 

[CAPTCHA]

The power to produce the "brown note" with my vocal cords.

 

[Mr Scott]

Shrinking, it would make panting minis so easy.

 

[Top35]

Spawning millions of bouncy balls at once!!!!!

 

[Something Amyss]

The ability to play multiple instruments at once.

Especially if I could harmonize with myself.

I've done it. 2 Baritones (think a trumpet's 'roid abusing big brother) at the same time. Admittedly, playing anything other than one sustained chord is nigh impossible.

OT: Super jumping. limit: non-super bone strength. 1 ticket to cripple city.

I'm a brass player. But I was thinking more like "drum/guitar/bass."

 

[Zeema]

Super Sarcasm would be the greatest power in the known universe.

are you being Sarcastic?

too me the most funniest ability would be to shape shift imagine serving a customer and the cutomers a dick you be like '[turns into bear] 'ROAR!!!' then transform back and pretend nothing happened.

 

[tombman888]

The ability to conjure up items into existence out of nothing.
limitations: i can only make sandwiches.

You could make homing dagger sandwiches... as long as there's bread and filling, it counts, right?
OT: the ability to spawn mini-robots to do my bidding, but only when I'm naked

Possibly... actually, thats more awesome... Yea lets go with that. Fly Sandwiches with mini guns attached to them =D

 

[CAPTCHA]

Shrinking, it would make panting minis so easy.

I'd settle for a maginfying glass that doesn't magnify the paintbrush too.