I'm going to do what I did in another thread, and type it in how I would say it, and we'll see if you have any idea what I said and what language I'm speaking.
I'm 'riginally from Tewkesbury in England (which is in Gloucestershire, ing'case any of ya' know where tha' is), an' basically because o' tha' I tal' lie' an absolute pillock. Which isn' helped by the fa' tha' I tal' really fast. Seriously, people tha' fink English accen's are sophistica'ed should visi' places lie' Gloucestershire. Yor' be pre'y surprised.
I'm in Gloucester now, an' the accen' roun' 'ere isn' tha' much nicer than Tewkesbury's, bu' 'ey.
(Well, it is. But it's still similar.)
Edit: Also,
TLS14 said:
I've seen you on a few topics and I feel the need to let you know, your avatar makes me feel warm inside!