Accusations and excuses

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Saul B

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The point of this thread is to accuse and be accused. One person must make an accusation, the next must come up with a viable (but not necessarily realistic) excuse, and come up with another accusation to shift the blame off themselves.

I'll start: Why the hell did you cover my lawn in land mines and green custard??
 
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rylus5

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because they are space mutants...from space

why did you accuse me of something?
 
AvsJoe

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The point is to piss off the other guy.

What is wrong with your unborn daughter?
 
AvsJoe

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I made a poopie.

Why is riding your bike in a swimming pool illegal in some places?
 
Voltaggia

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Because they're still warm, and I have an awful cold. Achoo!

Why didn't you brush your teeth?
 
Azraellod

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because i was just about to eat. i don't want my food to taste all horrible and minty.

why did you break my magic mirror?
 
Azraellod

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because i was hungry, and they had chocolate inside.

why did you smash my foot with a sledgehammer?
 
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rylus5

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because there was a bug (again)

why didnt you thank me for killing a bug on your foot?
 
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