ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED.

[Griff Morivan]

....I got nothing.

 

[AgentBJ09]

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - Gradually More Punctual

Earned by reversing your habit of running a few minutes late to work. - G25

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - Media Soak

Downloaded over 100 videos via means of RealPlayer - G5

 

[SpartanBlackman]

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - Denied
Play 3 hours of ranked matches in a fighting game only to lose to that dude who spams Zangief/Sagat/magnetostormsentinel/WeskerDanteSentinel

Achievement Unlocked- Hermit
Spend 100 Hours in the same room.

Achievement unlocked- Addict.
Spend 1 hour + refreshing for the new XKCD/PennyArcade/Naruto/Bleach/ZeroPunctuation.

Acievement Unlocked- For the greater good.
Miss your chance to go to Rome to let your two best friends go.

 

[Communist partisan]

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - You made him do it? Persuade a friend to stick his hand into a public toilet. 150 IRL score.

I have successfully achieved that one.

That's awesome.
How did you do it?

He's an idiot, and by idiot I mean he's really dumb, but still kinda nice.... but it was worth it.

 

[tehfeen83]

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - Turn Your Head and Cough
Got a clean bill of health from the doctor. 20g

 

[Timberwolf0924]

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Did you wash?
Have two different girls in bed, on the same day, less than 2 hours apart.
Without showering between.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Shoulda wrapped it..
Recieve a burning sensation.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Close Call
Get an all clear from the blood work.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Who's the Daddy?
Find out you're not the father of a girls kid you really don't want to be with.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Really?
Still have a kid you have to pay child support for because he is yours.
Though not with "Who's the Daddy?" Achievement woman.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: She was married?
Sleep with a married woman, who has a daughter as old as you.

 

[ReaperzXIII]

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - I was born awesome 100G

Half-ass it for most of your school life and remain in the top 10%

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - ....... 0G

Forget to breathe

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - Seriously he beat me in a test? 50G

Break your leg trying a dance move on concrete in football boots

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - SERIOUSLY THIS GUY? 50G

After missing school for a hurt finger, come to school straight after being hit by car

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - What does the bullshit meter say?! 25G

Get a high grade in English with no idea what you're writing

 

[rtbailey]

Achievement unlocked: No Side Quests for you

Be the last one of four people to get a job, despite having been unemployed the longest.

 

[Baradiel]

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Beans Bullets Bandages 25G
Go buy beans, bullets and some bandages.

Cookie for reference.

 

[TheEvilCheese]

Get every achievement, including this one.-125G

Problem?

Also,

View everything on the 9GAG front page for an entire month (Got that School/Uni work done yet?).- 25G

 

[Jodah]

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Too cool for school!

Don't pay attention in class but still answer the question perfectly when the professor calls on you without looking up from your computer screen!

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Seriously...GTFO!

Complete Too cool for school! while typing on a message board.

 

[Whateveralot]

Or is this wrong?

 

[UltraDeth]

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: The Living Meme

Make a meme face in RL. 5g

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Reckless Health

Eated Eggs & Bacon. 10g

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: I'm Different!

Couldn't care less about Call of Duty games. 100g

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Broken Funny-Bone

Didn't like Team America. 25g

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Delusional and Proud

Know that you are secretly awesome. 65g

 

[mrdude2010]

achievement unlocked: the boss

put bengay on your balls without expressing any outward emotion

 

[Thespian42]

Casual Fan: Watch 3 total hours of Anime. 5G

Big Fan: Watch 3 total days of Anime. 15G

Weaboo: Watch 3 total weeks of Anime. 60Go outside.

 

[AnAngryMoose]

Achievement Unlocked: The Dirty Dozen - 50G
Get laid by 12 or more different people

Achievement Unlocked: Barking dogs never bite - 10G
Convince a very angry muscleman you could kick his ass though you wouldn't stand a chance

Achievement Unlocked: Ghost Recon - 20G
Walk in on people having sex and vanish after an awkward moment without them noticing

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:the pain!!!!!
sit on your balls -1000G

These two quotes win.

Achievement Unlocked: It's over 9000!

Spend 9000 hours of your life asleep.

 

[AnAngryMoose]

Or is this wrong?

I'll admit...

Spoiler: I giggled

 

[AnAngryMoose]

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Did you wash?
Have two different girls in bed, on the same day, less than 2 hours apart.
Without showering between.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Shoulda wrapped it..
Recieve a burning sensation.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Close Call
Get an all clear from the blood work.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Who's the Daddy?
Find out you're not the father of a girls kid you really don't want to be with.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Really?
Still have a kid you have to pay child support for because he is yours.
Though not with "Who's the Daddy?" Achievement woman.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: She was married?
Sleep with a married woman, who has a daughter as old as you.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Chivalrous Prankster - 15G
Hold a door open for someone and suddenly slam it into their face.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Stop playing with yourself! - 150G
Successfully Clone yourself and defeat your clone at chess.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: These wings were made for fapping. - 25G
Whilst in an aircraft proceed to continuosly fap over 1,000 feet in the air.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: I wanna be the very best! - 35G
Cosplay as Ash Ketchum at a Digimon Convention and live to tell the tale.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: And the weiner is... - 30G
Streak across a public area for at least 20 seconds.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Six degrees of Epicness - 75G
AVATAR AWARD - Chuck Norris Mask.
AVATAR AWARD - Texas Ranger outfit.
View each image of the Encyclopedia Dramatica Offended page without vomiting.

I hope that was imaginative enough

Epic first post is epic.

My personal favourite is "I wanna be the very best!"

 

[Drakmorg]

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Pariah - 10G
Spend an entire day without any human contact.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Bridge Burner - 50G
Insult all of your co-workers after being accepted for a position in a rival company.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Hey Watch This! - 100G
Hospitalize yourself with at least two broken limbs.

 

[RoyalWelsh]

Achievement Unlocked - Mama Mia!: Drink your body weight in Peroni - 50G

I unlocked that last weekend.

Also;

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Survive the endurance test.

Played four consecutive hours of football without dying from exhaustion. 50G

1) Good man - cheers!

2) Four hours?!? Holy balls! I think my record is around 2hrs (intensive) but I could never last four hours without happily hacking off my own legs with my bootlaces! I hope you had a Peroni or two afterwards! ;-)

Wardy

All I could think of was trying to stay alive after, lol.