Achievement Unlocked

[PixelKing]

New starter:
Achievement Unlocked:Lifes a *****
Get kicked out of home.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Achievement unlocked: Home sweet home?

Live in your car for Three weeks.

 

[Hollow Grimm]

Achievement unlocked'Aww, SHIT!

Get robbed of your possessions in a car. -30

 

[PixelKing]

Achievement Unlocked:Vengence

Break their window.Then steal their cash,food,drink,car ETC.

 

[ICantBelieveItGoesBoom]

Achievement Unlocked: Over-Vengeance

Kill the robbers and drink their blood in a ritualistic sacrifice using a hobo as the virgin.

 

[Sam G]

Achievement Unlocked: Unholy Wrath

Anger the gods by using a hobo instead of a virgin, not realizing he was actually a hobo-themed male prostitute.

 

[sage42]

Achievement Unlocked: One of Us

You were asked to join a cult.

 

[ICantBelieveItGoesBoom]

Achievement Unlocked: I disagree with your religious jargon!

Decline joining a cult.

 

[Sam G]

Achievement Unlocked: Came and Lynched

Get lynched by the cultists.

 

[PixelKing]

Achievement Unlocked: Mad board.

A frenzied enemy of the cult beat them up with his skateboard.

 

[ICantBelieveItGoesBoom]

Achievement Unlocked: You vicious heartless bastard!

Kill the man who saved you for funsies.

 

[COR 2000]

Achievement Unlocked: On track

Flee the scene of the murder of your savior and hop onto the train.

 

[ICantBelieveItGoesBoom]

Achievement Unlocked: Where's ya ticket?

Get kicked off of a getaway train.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Achievement unlocked: Taste of your own medicine

Get a restraining order from your stalker.

 

[PixelKing]

Two for -10G:Fucked:Let the thread die.Respawn:Start a new topic.

Starter:Achievement Unlocked:Fucked:Get dropped in the middle of LA.

 

[Sam G]

Achievement unlocked: Crunchy Bite-Sized Chunks of You

Get dropped from a helicopter in the middle of LA.

 

[Fraught]

Achievement unlocked: Emptyheads

Be uninspired enough to not be able to think of an achievement.

 

[PixelKing]

Achievement Unlocked: Sad fucker.

Attempt to restart a age old thread.

 

[c_westerman13]

Acheivement unlocked: Cynicism Basics

come to grips with the very basics of being cynical

 

[PixelKing]

Achievement unlocked: Yahtzee would be proud

Become the most cynical fucker to ever live.