Action heroes always do something stupid, it seems

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Epifols

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So I just finished watching Ronin, and it pissed me off so much how the characters acted! They are willing to shoot civilians but not the guy they have been trying to kill the entire movie even though he is useless.

So what are some things that you would do differently if you were in an action movie?

Me: shoot to kill, use more explosives
 

Nepeccel

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I wouldn't have the conversation with my nemises which seems to take 10 mins and ends up with the action hero getting a good beating. Instead I would blat him in the head before he had the chance to utter any one-liners!
 

Sassafrass

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Run around in circles screaming MEEP!! loudly.
Seriously.
 

SturmDolch

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Steal a tank and fill it with explosives, attach it to a helicopter by ropes, kidnap the enemy boss's sidekick and strap him to the seat, fill rest of chopper with explosives, get chopper stuck in "forward" pointing towards the enemy boss's base, then stand on the tank as it goes to the base and jump off with guns blazing as the contraption obliterates most of the house while I shoot the enemy guy in the head.

Pretty sure there's no way that could go wrong.