JDKJ said:
I thought I was God's gift to women. After careful consideration of the matter, I have come to realize that I was wrong. I am much more than that. I am God.
Is this a purposeful Metalocalypse reference? If so you can have a [a href="http://i.neoseeker.com/gg/uploads/thumbs/10-2008/news_img_15065_0.jpg"]cookie[/a].
(if not then you can still have some for making me laugh, but you better enjoy it slightly less)
OT: I was wrong in thinking, as a kid, that being older would be great. It's not... I have to pay bills and have a job now dammit!