Affect one person's life

[Romicron]

Give a billionaire a heart of compassion for the disadvantaged.

 

[NeutralDrow]

"Let a woman without hope find mutual, lasting love."

...what? If there's not way to guarantee my own benefit, I'd at least like to still feel good about myself.

Either he gets it (as he is the only wizard), thus leading credence to the theory that there is only a single wizard, or he doesn't in which case there are far more. I can then don my detective coat and go looking for them, in search of a mystery.

...that's brilliant!

 

[Griphphin]

Produce a photo on the camera of a very paranoid man that is nothing but a man in drag holding up a sign saying "I know what you know, and I'm watching you."

 

[tthor]

turn all bears sentient, and give them rocketlaunchers
imagine, a world being terrorized by superintellegent bears with rocket launchers, dam that would be awesome

 

[Jedamethis]

Give bears intelligence

Then I run to the moon

 

[tthor]

Give bears intelligence

Then I run to the moon

D: b-but what about their rocket launchers???

 

[MorsePacific]

Give a scientist the knowledge to end world hunger.

 

[Loppy]

Affect my own life giving me a genie lamp. With that I wish for unlimited wishes and I SHALL RULE THE WORLD!

 

[Valiance]

Cancel someone's class tomorrow.

 

[The Jono]

Make half a million tonnes of gold materialise somewhere in the world. All in the same place, mind.
Or
Make electricity and cars stop working.

 

[Jedamethis]

Give bears intelligence

Then I run to the moon

D: b-but what about their rocket launchers???

Dig a big hole to the centre of the moon and hide!

 

[dududf]

powers of a god to maybe a fella who's similar to I in every way possible, from DNA to PICTURE to intelligence, and awsomeness. Since I have no evil twins.. alive... then I will become a god!!! Bwuahaha

 

[Wildrow12]

Give a good guy/girl a break.

True that. I think Harley Quinn said it best,

"Nice guys like you shouldn't have bad days."

 

[Bourne Endeavor]

I have to say the first thing that entered my mind, which was: "Give a homeless man a picture of a home."

Yeah I know, I am a terrible horrible person but is it my fault that was what I thought of first?!

 

[grimsprice]

Give me the position of Emperor of the Planet.

Technically, I didn't say a name, nor a location.

If that won't 'fly' with the Wizard then

"Give a Wizard the body of an adonis."

Either he gets it (as he is the only wizard), thus leading credence to the theory that there is only a single wizard, or he doesn't in which case there are far more. I can then don my detective coat and go looking for them, in search of a mystery.

You said "the planet" that is a location.

Curses, you're right. Okay, Emperor over all Mankind?

Good save

Ah but its not, 'Emperor over all Mankind' is a title, and therefore specifies a single person. Just as 'The President' is a specification, whereas 'A President' (as max said) is not, it is a general group of people.

 

[sneakypenguin]

Help a nerd get laid... Maybe i'd help someone here

 

[Amnestic]

Give me the position of Emperor of the Planet.

Technically, I didn't say a name, nor a location.

If that won't 'fly' with the Wizard then

"Give a Wizard the body of an adonis."

Either he gets it (as he is the only wizard), thus leading credence to the theory that there is only a single wizard, or he doesn't in which case there are far more. I can then don my detective coat and go looking for them, in search of a mystery.

You said "the planet" that is a location.

Curses, you're right. Okay, Emperor over all Mankind?

Good save

Ah but its not, 'Emperor over all Mankind' is a title, and therefore specifies a single person. Just as 'The President' is a specification, whereas 'A President' (as max said) is not, it is a general group of people.

Check the OP again. He said you can't say a "name or location." but any other description is fine. Title falls under "Any other description." It still works ;>

 

[Inverse Skies]

Give a guitar player a bass guitar... and watch them cry.