After Death...

[Alkestes]

Me and a friend were just talking on MSN, and I mentioned something that a friend told me to remember about seven years ago in an attempt to show that I have really bad memory. The thing was the number 742, doesn't mean anything, I think it was just the first random thing to come out of my friends head at the time.

So, the friend I was talking to burst out laughing, as its been a running joke the past few years. He then went on to say that if I die before him, he is going to do whatever it takes to make sure the number 742 is put on my headstone. I then went on to tell him...

Laurie Bastyra says (18:17):
Seriously though, I would love to have my body stuffed when I die, and placed in my kids house with a camcorder in one hand held up to my eye, and my other hand pointing at the door with a look of horror and surprise on my face. It would be the BEST thing for somebody to see after opening a door.

So, tl;dr - What would you want doing with your body/putting on your headstone when you go?

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[Sassafrass]

For the body, I'd like it to be kept in a museum for some reason.

And for my headstone, the below.
Here lies Jamie David Andrew Owen Born 14th January - died somewhen.
He died doing what he loved.
Wondering vhere...iz...ze bat.

Yeah, I'm not creative today.

 

[Marter]

I don't care, I won't be here to observe what happens.

 

[Trafs]

Cremated, and turned into a diamond :3

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

DELETED

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

I'd love to have my body obliterated, so there is nothing to bury.
Headstone, I couldn't really care less right now.
Just my name, and below that
"Died to Unify Terra".

 

[Trivun]

I'd probably be cremated rather than buried. However, if I was buried, I'd have on my tombstone:

"Here lies Trivun Luzaic.
Now look behind you..."

Just to freak people out, you know? xD

 

[Crossborder]

Have my organs cut out and given to the needy. It'll be my ticket to heaven. I don't believe, but you can never be too sure...

 

[Julianking93]

I want to give my body to organ donor so I can live on through the bodies of others.

 

[Hippobatman]

Ulf Martinsen 22.02.1991 - Whenever

Says:

BRB​

Or something else fairly humorous.

 

[EMFCRACKSHOT]

I want a proper viking funeral, with the longship and the fire and so on
And one of my friends wants to be eaten at his funeral. Seriously, he wants us to eat him

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

Have my body posed somewhere giving the thumbs up ans smiling on a stand with a plaque saying "Who said dying was a grave buisness?"

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

I want my body to be used as a way to prove lycanthropy is real, my friends will have to glue fur on me though...

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Considering I wish to be buried half a foot underground in my Backyard: If you are reading this you're standing on a corpse

Otherwise I would like to be massively starched and used as a hat rack by the door, with a tombstone that read: Here lies a homeless person, because we didn't want the plot to go to waste.

 

[Kron_the_mad wants to be deleted]

recycled, used as fertiliser or animal feed.

 

[huckleberryhound]

"Told you i was sick"

 

[El Poncho]

I want it to be used for science but put all my possessions in a coffin and then make a long drawn out mystery behind it's where abouts will take treasure hunters all over the world looking for clues! Some! With dead ends!

Also when they open the coffin I want a song playing(not a rick roll), maybe We Are the Champions, Pokemon theme tune or if I want to plant a bomb inside it will be Final Countdown.

EDIT: On my gravestone I want a quote from me or my favourite quote before I died.

 

[The Anhk24]

hmm I want my body to be used for a prank...dead guy in your soup, walking in to see dead guy hanging from a fan, you know something funny...as for my tombstone i want it blank

 

[Punisher A.J.]

I want to give my body to organ donor so I can live on through the bodies of others.

Thats a bit creepy...... and not a really solid plan.

Have my organs cut out and given to the needy. It'll be my ticket to heaven. I don't believe, but you can never be too sure...

Thats a plan!

I will bury my coffin with a nuke and when they build a massive skyscraper on my grave.... I will blow up...... as for the body? Who says I died..... wuahahaha*cough**cough* actually I might die soon.

 

[Ryuk2]

I don't really care about the topic so i'm going to tell that death is just like when you were not born. Don't remember it? Well that's just the way death is going to be.