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IrishBerserker

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EMFCRACKSHOT said:
I want a proper viking funeral, with the longship and the fire and so on
And one of my friends wants to be eaten at his funeral. Seriously, he wants us to eat him
Good luck trying to get your hands on a ship, they cost way more than you'd think. Thats why I'm just going for a funeral pyre instead of a ship.

By the by, how did your runes turn out?
 

EMFCRACKSHOT

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IrishBerserker said:
By the by, how did your runes turn out?
Not that well. I got about a third of the way through when i cut my hand open for the millionth time. I bought a set instead. I know its a bit of a cop out, but i need my hands for rock climbing XD
 

IrishBerserker

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EMFCRACKSHOT said:
IrishBerserker said:
By the by, how did your runes turn out?
Not that well. I got about a third of the way through when i cut my hand open for the millionth time. I bought a set instead. I know its a bit of a cop out, but i need my hands for rock climbing XD
Yeah, they're a ***** to carve, even if you use wood. I suppose it would beeasier if they weren't so small. Least you tried, more than I can say.
 

Latinidiot

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I want to be cremated, while still alive.
you see, I WILL not die weak in a bed, so i'll make my own stack of wood and light it on fire , Denethor style, except for the jumpy part.
 

Zeromaeus

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This was actually something somebody else told me, but...
To have the corpse trebuchet'ed over a volcano, whose peak was lined with explosives, shot with a RPG so that the body fell into the volcano, exploding the top just as the body falls in the Imperial March is played by a full band and orchestra...

Dude was over the top.
 

the idiot computer

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i Know!

"Here lies The Idiot Computer spreading viruses in heaven now."

or "Here lies The Idiot Computer shine on you crazy diamond."
 

Saul B

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Here lies Saul B
".......treasure........lost forever................Can be found.................miles from...........next to....."
 

Ironic Pirate

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A mausoleum with a push door, and cans of soup. No doctor is going to put me in his quota unless I'm actually dead.
 

Erja_Perttu

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I'll probably be cremated, as ther's no room in the cemetary now, but should I get sort of memorial, it shall simply say...

Please keep off the grass.
 

EMFCRACKSHOT

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IrishBerserker said:
EMFCRACKSHOT said:
IrishBerserker said:
By the by, how did your runes turn out?
Not that well. I got about a third of the way through when i cut my hand open for the millionth time. I bought a set instead. I know its a bit of a cop out, but i need my hands for rock climbing XD
Yeah, they're a ***** to carve, even if you use wood. I suppose it would beeasier if they weren't so small. Least you tried, more than I can say.
At least you know them
and I think I'm going to try and finish them when my exams are finished.
 

The DSM

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Ill donate it for medical science, hell I dont need it.

And on my head stone it would say.


Will respawn as tank in 10....9....8...

Edit: 1000th post :D
 

Jedoro

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I'd want to be cremated, and have on my tombstone: Told you it wouldn't work
 

Halceon

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After death? When i die, it will be together with the universe. There won't be anything to bury, anywhere to bury or anything to make a headstone out of. Besides, burying nonorganic matter kind of misses the point.
 

Skuffyshootster

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I want to be cremated and have the urn launched out of Earth's atmosphere.

I would end up either smashed against an asteroid, pulled into a black hole, burned up in a star, burned up while entering a planet's atmosphere, or in the hands of an alien species.

Any of the above options would work for me.
 

Dapsen

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for the body i'd probably have my nearest ones find one of them cartoonish little 10x10m islands, somewhere where its warm and just have my body lie on that island.

the tombstone has to say something meaningful such as:
r34d h1s s31f b10gr4ph33, 1ts rly gr8 <----------- joke

no something like:
he did alot of things, but the most remarkable thing he ever did was, coming through life with a joy filled experience.

summit like dat



Edit: 50th post rofl :)