After nearly three decades.... I realized something today.

[columbianbacon]

In Rush hour no one actually gets stuck in Rush hour traffic.

Yes they do it's the premise for the kidnapping of the little girl.

Fake Cop: "No Problem. Only Rush Hour." *Headshot*

 

[Grouchy Imp_v1legacy]

The Crystal Maze wasn't a maze.

The Krypton Factor had jack all to do with Clark Kent.

Countdown is a very cruel title for a tv programme if your target audience are pensioners.

 

[Appleshampoo]

In Rush hour no one actually gets stuck in Rush hour traffic.

Yes they do it's the premise for the kidnapping of the little girl.

Fake Cop: "No Problem. Only Rush Hour." *Headshot*

Maybe in the first, but in the second and the third they tend to just jump out the cars and crack one liners.

Either way, I was expecting a heart wrenching drama about two men stuck in rush hour for 2 hours.

 

[columbianbacon]

In Rush hour no one actually gets stuck in Rush hour traffic.

Yes they do it's the premise for the kidnapping of the little girl.

Fake Cop: "No Problem. Only Rush Hour." *Headshot*

Maybe in the first, but in the second and the third they tend to just jump out the cars and crack one liners.

Either way, I was expecting a heart wrenching drama about two men stuck in rush hour for 2 hours.

Firstly, I would watch that drama. Secondly, come on, give it a break, it's just an artefact title.

 

[ninjaRiv]

I didn't see a single athletic Stanley knife in Bladerunner.

 

[PurePareidolia]

The eponymous character in Sean of the Dead is not affiliated with the Dead in any way.

 

[Deadyawn]

Lord of the rings doesn't...wait, no.
Star wars...shit.
I can't do this.

 

[Scarim Coral]

The word "Xenoblade" in the Xenoblade Chronicle is meaningless as it was never ever mention at all in the game. Before you asked the red blade you see in that game is called the Monado and it isn't class as a Xenoblade.

 

[ChupathingyX]

There are no jackets made completely out of metal in Full Metal Jacket.

No, but there are full metal jacket bullets.

The movie poster even features FMJ bullets!

 

[OctalLord]

There don't seem to be any mirrors in Mirrors Edge. Subsequently there aren't any edges of them either.

 

[Sprinal]

In morrowind I don't remeber ther eever being a wind in the day. Actually I don't rembember there being much in the way of wind at all

 

[CrazyCapnMorgan]

Fox News does not have actual foxes.

Nor does it show anything resembling news.

EDIT: Republicans aren't for a republic. They're for corporations. The same as the Democrats. And Independants aren't independant. They're insignificant.

EDIT 2: George Carlin's "All My Stuff" DVD collection wasn't all of his stuff. Just most of it.

 

[Ectoplasmicz]

Life on Mars isn't about life on Mars. Mars isn't even mentioned.

BTW love the thread.

 

[ExileNZ]

Reservoir Dogs.

No reservoirs.
No dogs.

WRONG!

Reservoir Dogs has an entire scene with an imaginary flashback involving a police dog that won't stop barking at a guy in the toilet.

 

[Grouchy Imp_v1legacy]

In morrowind I don't remeber ther eever being a wind in the day. Actually I don't rembember there being much in the way of wind at all

The constant ash storms?

[sub]Sorry...[/sub]

I have yet to hear mention about the Younger Scrolls though. What's so good about the old ones?

 

[ExileNZ]

A Clockwork Orange contained no oranges, clockwork or otherwise.
A Game of Thrones featured only one throne.

Actually it featured at least two - don't forget the creepy queen at the Aerie. And Kahl Drogo had one too.

Not sure if Stark had one or not...

(EDIT: Thrones, not oranges)

 

[ChupathingyX]

Reservoir Dogs.

No reservoirs.
No dogs.

WRONG!

Reservoir Dogs has an entire scene with an imaginary flashback involving a police dog that won't stop barking at a guy in the toilet.

But it doesn't make a direct appearance!

That's not good enough!

 

[ExileNZ]

Final Fantasy is never final. You never mine a "craft" in Minecraft. There is no star mining in Starcraft.

Spoiler

There is no teamwork in Team Fortress 2.

Only if you've got a really shitty team.

 

[ExileNZ]

"Scott Pilgrim vs the world" really should've been called "Scott Pilgrim vs six guys and one girl to get laid".

In Humpty Dumpty, they never say he was a giant egg.

OH MY GOD! YOU'RE RIGHT!

 

[ExileNZ]

Reservoir Dogs.

No reservoirs.
No dogs.

WRONG!

Reservoir Dogs has an entire scene with an imaginary flashback involving a police dog that won't stop barking at a guy in the toilet.

But it doesn't make a direct appearance!

That's not good enough!

Doesn't that mean that any movie where "it's all a dream" isn't good enough either?

As a side note, Pulp Fiction contained no crushed fruit that I remember.