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You know how normal people have normal moments they regret? That are regretted in normal amounts? Well, my regrets are so beyond regretted it hurts me just to think about them.
They are on such titanic proportions if i utter their existence i will curl up into a ball and cry myself to death. So, know that i regret things greatly.
They are on such titanic proportions if i utter their existence i will curl up into a ball and cry myself to death. So, know that i regret things greatly.
I once tripped and completely fell over while walking in late to one of my classes. That was fun.
"...and so the doctor comes in and says 'Your wife's dead and the baby's deformed!!' No?.. I'll get me coat..."Hazy said:
I'm glad you were capable of comprehending the enormity of your mistake even at that tender age.Pimppeter2 said:
We have a program at my school every two years where they come on over the intercom every 15 minutes and play a car crashing noise and then say "So-and-so-from-this-school died today in an alcohol related accident". Except a friend of mine said something funny right before that and I burst out laughing right in the middle of the part where they tell us how many loved ones the "deceased" left behind. >.< The teached actually held me after class to tell that I should take this more seriously....
For a presentation I was doing Monty Python. To start off I said "Ladies! and William (my mate)". To which I was greeted by blank stares. At this point I was so embarrassed I hit a blank right in the beginning. I said "I'm lost my place". More stares. It was horrible. It got better from there (People though it was part of my presentation), but looking back... Egh.
fwelord said:
OT: I was bragging about my ice skating skills whilst ice skating with a bunch of friends when I lost my balance and fell head first on the ice. This happened in 4th grade I think.
Has to be when I sat on a chair with a broken leg and ended up breaking...that or when I ended sneezing into my hand, because I didn't have a tissue on me at the time, I had to rush to bathroom to wash said hand.
The worst has to be when I was skiing and nearly hit into a kid, with a friend yelling 'ten points'...yea, that was just a moment where I wanted to run for it.
The worst has to be when I was skiing and nearly hit into a kid, with a friend yelling 'ten points'...yea, that was just a moment where I wanted to run for it.
Ever been 'kegged'?
Its when someone pulls your pants down in the changing room at school.
... they got my underpants as well...
Its when someone pulls your pants down in the changing room at school.
... they got my underpants as well...
