Yes, don't let my thread mislead you, the only reason I noticed this is because I have been so hyped about Alan Wake I was looking for the best place to pre-order a copy, something I never do. Since I looked into this game over the last few months I must've read every preview and seen every developer commentary, "building a thriller" is an excellent one for an overview. The spookiness of the X-files with the episodic style of 24 sounds like a winning combination for me!Dok Zombie said:But how did I know NOTHING about this game until this thread?
Seriously, I can't believe I've missed something that has had so much hype behind it, and I like to think I'm pretty active in keeping up with gaming news. It's just totally passed me by.
It does look bloody amazing though, and in the last ten minutes I've spent with google/wikipedia/youtube I've got myself suitably excited to buy it. It's like Twin Peaks meets Silent Hill, what's not to like?
Best hope they're Vodka Jello shots...DoctorNick said:As a hopeless mutant who actually played Two Worlds all the way through and even got EVERY SINGLE 360 achievement for it (So I am no stranger to awful games.) then let me say that if they are willing to give me the entire game for free then I'll probably play it out of spite and masochism if nothing else.
I expect many Jello shots will be involved in the process.
Well of course they would be.olikunmissile said:Best hope they're Vodka Jello shots...DoctorNick said:As a hopeless mutant who actually played Two Worlds all the way through and even got EVERY SINGLE 360 achievement for it (So I am no stranger to awful games.) then let me say that if they are willing to give me the entire game for free then I'll probably play it out of spite and masochism if nothing else.
I expect many Jello shots will be involved in the process.
Two Worlds? It's Too Human that's getting shipped with Alan Wake.DoctorNick said:As a hopeless mutant who actually played Two Worlds all the way through and even got EVERY SINGLE 360 achievement for it (So I am no stranger to awful games.) then let me say that if they are willing to give me the entire game for free then I'll probably play it out of spite and masochism if nothing else.
I expect many Jello shots will be involved in the process.
SNAP! good oneFurburt said:Apparently burying them in the New Mexico desert is too expensive nowadays...
Yes, I understand that.plastic_window said:Two Worlds? It's Too Human that's getting shipped with Alan Wake.DoctorNick said:As a hopeless mutant who actually played Two Worlds all the way through and even got EVERY SINGLE 360 achievement for it (So I am no stranger to awful games.) then let me say that if they are willing to give me the entire game for free then I'll probably play it out of spite and masochism if nothing else.
I expect many Jello shots will be involved in the process.
I was thinkming un-sharp shuriken, but close.MrLS said:Yay! Free frisbee!
I knew you where all thinking it...
Why not bourbon? It's the only liquor that doesn't suck on its own.DoctorNick said:Well of course they would be.
What else would I make them out of? BOURBON!?!
Madness!
I thinking more on the line of free bullseye for target practice.Thegoodfriar said:I was thinking more along the lines of a free designer coaster for my coffee table.MrLS said:Yay! Free frisbee!
I knew you where all thinking it...
So says you, different strokes and all of that I guess.-Zen- said:Why not bourbon? It's the only liquor that doesn't suck on its own.DoctorNick said:Well of course they would be.
What else would I make them out of? BOURBON!?!
Madness!
Come to think of it, bourbon wouldn't do well as Jello, would it?DoctorNick said:So says you, different strokes and all of that I guess.-Zen- said:Why not bourbon? It's the only liquor that doesn't suck on its own.DoctorNick said:Well of course they would be.
What else would I make them out of? BOURBON!?!
Madness!
All alcohol tastes like foul firewater to me, so the entire point of Jello shots is that it renders it into a sweet, fruity and easily devoured form. Vodka is cheap and strong, I personally don't know why you'd bother to make JELLO SHOTS with something higher-shelf.