Alien Crash

[ArcWinter]

Say hello, then declare the crash site a Free Hugs Zone and hug the alien, who is obviously lost and scared.

Then probably die, but in a humorous fashion!

 

[ThatOneJewYouNo]

I dunno, really... Probably flip shit and grab any weapons possible, they're clearly not concerned about my yard, therefore not concerned about my life. =/

 

[Da Joz]

Take it out to the bars and get drunk with it.

 

[A Weary Exile]

Ideally: Greet our new interstellar bretheren as ambassador on behalf of Earth.

In reality: Run my ass out of there.

 

[Metric Monkey]

Be as friendly as possible and make friends with it. Then I won't be killed in the alien apocalypse.
[sup]Or would I?[/sup]

 

[firedfns13]

fix his ship, then ask him if hes ever played Grand Theft Auto. Show him how to play it in real life. Then I arrive to work in my brand new spaceship!

 

[Hollock]

make out with it, it'll either die by germs or get excited and have fun. worst case scenario i get sentanced to space rape, but aien prisions are like earth super mansions and let me remind you thats worse case scenario

 

[WhiteTiger225]

Let's say your sleeping one night and wake up to the sound of a crash. You go outside to see a alien UFO smashed in the ground. You see that an alien is getting out of the UFO. What would you do as it comes out?

"Welcome to earth!" *punch it in the face*

 

[WhiteTiger225]

Slip into some formal attire and welcome it to Earth. Then I would tell it that it should probably either run like hell or go to the press.

But warn it of Fox news! they will shoot it on sight and claim it was an athiest al-qaeda deformed by god XD

 

[Supreme Unleaded]

there is a reason why i have an AK-47, just guess.

 

[War Penguin]

Me:... Sup.
Alien: (hopefully)... Sup.
*Flies away*
I'm pretty sure that would happen.

 

[blackfrancis567]

Questions,

1 is it a girl alien?

2 is she hot?

Someone went blue in Mass Effect lol

OT: just watch cause it would walk into the holes in my garden and that would officially be the best thing my dog has ever done and trust me I know the holes are there and Iv still wrecked my legs falling into them so nothing can avoid them

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

Walk up to it and ask if it can kindly explain why the fuck it felt it necessary to land it's loud, bright, ostentatious thingamajig outside my fucking house.

 

[Ninja_X]

Questions,

1 is it a girl alien?

2 is she hot?

Someone went blue in Mass Effect lol

The human girl annoyed me.

 

[lizards]

Put the joint out and go back to sleep.

man i nearly shit myself when i read that funny as hell

 

[blackfrancis567]

Questions,

1 is it a girl alien?

2 is she hot?

Someone went blue in Mass Effect lol

The human girl annoyed me.

She was racist lol can't wait foe ME2 see how she likes Shepard after he dipped in the blue

 

[lizards]

say "whats up bro you better get your ass out of here before the government comes"

 

[CobaltBomber]

Bake it a pie, or the alien equivalent.

 

[LooK iTz Jinjo]

Approach carefully and try to show I'm not a threat, if he crash landed it seems unlikely he came to attack. I'd try to have a weapon hidden nearby just in case, but I'd try to be peaceful about things, if possible. And for all those that think that's idiotic and I should come out armed to the teeth, I'll just let Bill Hicks try and explain:
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This.
I'd just have to hope it wasn't some hillbilly Alien with some bumper sticker on its UFO with a picture of it's planet reading "Fuck Off We're Full!" Then I'd be getting a bit scared. Seriously why do Aliens always "crash" and get "sighted" in rural hick towns in Southern America?!

 

[Grayjack]

I would probably freak out and call the police. Not sure what they could do though.