Alien Experiments

[Tharwen]

I'd talk to it, and then suddenly, when it thinks it's learnt our language, I'd switch to a different one.
[sub]Gwahahahaha?[/sub]

 

[The87Italians]

Shoot it multiple times. Seriously, haven't any of you ever seen Independence Day?

 

[Nouw]

Shoot it multiple times. Seriously, haven't any of you ever seen Independence Day?

Or Alien? Or Starship Troopers?

I would play high ass Country Music. Oh yes I just did that

 

[Miumaru]

Say "Trust me, I'm a doctor" then cackle evilly for a good few minutes.

While all black and white and grainy?

 

[Miumaru]

It depends, it's an attractive female alien I would closely document how she would react to a candle-lite dinner with with me while the cool vocals of Barry White are playing in the background...

For Science... Ya... Science...

No one ever bothers to mention that by definition, a human doing a "hot alien chick" (not quoting you directly) would be beastiality.

 

[Rakun Man]

Shoot it multiple times. Seriously, haven't any of you ever seen Independence Day?

Only a million times... And if Steven Hawking says aliens are dangerous, then the first person I am calling is Will Smith.

 

[Jark212]

It depends, it's an attractive female alien I would closely document how she would react to a candle-lite dinner with with me while the cool vocals of Barry White are playing in the background...

For Science... Ya... Science...

No one ever bothers to mention that by definition, a human doing a "hot alien chick" (not quoting you directly) would be bestiality.

Bestiality is referring to sex with animals, unless you view an highly advanced, intelligent, consenting alien as an animal it wouldn't be bestiality, just my greatest achievement ever, and possibly that of the Human Race...

And if the writers of Webster's dictionary approached me and told me that was technically bestiality I still wouldn't care...

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

Say "Trust me, I'm a doctor" then cackle evilly for a good few minutes.

While all black and white and grainy?

Yes. Possibly with thunder and lightning in the background.

 

[hannan4mitch]

Say "Trust me, I'm a doctor" then cackle evilly for a good few minutes.

And quote Family Guy some more, and see if he can get the gist of our modern media culture.

 

[Giantcain]

I would demand to know where the best tasting cheese in the universe is and would not let him go until he tells me!

same here but if it turned out to be Swiss cheese heads will roll if its specifically emmential thing burn

 

[hannan4mitch]

imma put the DIE back in disection

Wouldn't that be vivisection?

 

[jasoncyrus]

Well first a small cut to see if it regenerates quickly....then a finger to see if it can replace limbs....if this is true oth times I can break out the chainsaw and start harvesting material for research.

 

[Mr.Mattress]

Teach it English then tell it the word of God... I think I win the Torture match!

 

[MONSTERheart]

Anal probing. I want my revenge first.

 

[Icecoldcynic]

probign all orifes with wooden clubs

...Wat

OT: Make it play street fighter and see how it deals with fireball spammers. If it wins, it gets to live, if not, it dies.

 

[Mr.Mattress]

probign all orifes with wooden clubs

...Wat

OT: Make it play street fighter and see how it deals with fireball spammers. If it wins, it gets to live, if not, it dies.

I think he said "Probing All Orifices with Wooden Clubs" meaning he's going to Probe All of that Aliens holes with Wooden Clubs to see what does what... Ewwwww....

 

[Zorg Machine]

I would ask it to fix the space ship and see how fast the ship can go and what kind of stunts you can pull with it...for science...

 

[zombiejoe]

It depends, it's an attractive female alien I would closely document how she would react to a candle-lite dinner with with me while the cool vocals of Barry White are playing in the background...

For Science... Ya... Science...

No one ever bothers to mention that by definition, a human doing a "hot alien chick" (not quoting you directly) would be beastiality.

Wouldn't it also make him a xenophile (Into foreighn stuff, such as another culture, or ALIENS!?!?)

But doesn't bestiality mean to do it with animals? I don't consider a alien an animal, unless it is an animal to the aliens.

 

[Fralf]

sacrifice it to the gods!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[zombiejoe]

Teach it English then tell it the word of God... I think I win the Torture match!

The first Christian alien you say? (or whatever religion you worship or don't worship)
Awesome plot for a soap oprea.