Alien Invasion? What would you do?

[Souldemon8]

Ok let me set the scenario.
You are in a major city and all of a sudden an alien EMP drops in and takes out all electronics. Then the aliens,who are giant fur less saquathes and have power armor and increased strength, drop in ODST stlye start harvesting and killing humans. You run for your life and eventually make it to a building an hide. Though the aliens drop a laser on the city and completley tear it to shreads.

You awake 3 days later under ruble and climb to the surface and see a devestated wasteland.

You do what?

 

[Foobula]

Simply look around and say "Sweet!"

 

[NeoAC]

Welcome our new alien overlords, of course.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Welcome our new alien overlords, of course.

All hail our alien overlords.

 

[Jedoro]

"Where the hell's my Pip-Boy?"

 

[toastmaster2k8]

Wished it was a zombie outbreak....




Im prepared for that.

 

[wasalp]

what makes you assume there evil. Maybe they arent harvesting humans but putting them into stasis until they build a utopia where the city was...or go live in a desert and or field where there is very little population(and carry a shotgun(or an alien equivalent))

 

[Asturiel]

Grab the closest shotgun and bottle of burbon.

It's gonna be a long couple a years(assuming I survive the aliens).

 

[lSHaDoW-FoXl]

Find the near bakery and lock myself in. Mine bitches!

I second that. I'd submit to their will, they got rid of Pro Capitalists and Rednecks so that deserves a reward or two.

 

[Kiefer13]

All while keeping as low a profile as possible:

1. Start scavenging for essential supplies (food, water, etc)
2. See if I can get my hands on some viable weapons.
3. Find somewhere secure to fortify and use as a temporary base of operations.
4. Try to make contact with any other survivors.

I'd figure out a plan for the long term from there.

 

[MattZero]

Bide my time until I can steal some alien technology and a ship then skip the planet and become an intergalactic arms dealer.

 

[Spaghetti]

Well, as Austin Powers once said:
First I'm going to soil myself, then I'll regroup and think of a new plan.

I'd probably follow that up with some weeping and spend an hour or two in the foetal position.
After that? Dunno, maybe find a supermarket and just go nuts.

 

[Gardenclaw]

Probably stand there and shake my fist at the sky.

 

[Delock]

1. Check my pockets
2. Realize my wallet's missing
3. Dramatically yell "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
4. Rejoice in the fact that atleast they probably got Atkinson.
5. Find a gun
6. Have a standoff
7. Soil myself
8. Surrender
9. ????
10. Profit. I don't know how, but I will turn it around (that's about how things seem to work out for me. Things go straight to their worst then I turn them around. Sort of strange looking back on it)

EDIT: Oh, dammit, ninjas!

Sorry, can't help it. The avatar compels me to ninja!

 

[Kollega]

1) Look around.
2) Say "oh wow, i'm totally fucked".
3) Remember that my annoying brother is most likely dead, and do a little dance to celebrate.
4) Try to go and find something of use - food, water, medical supplies, weapons, whatever.
5) Find out more about the invasion... somehow.
6) ???
7) PROFIT!

EDIT: Oh, dammit, ninjas!

 

[SturmDolch]

Let's consider I'm in my house when this happens...

1. Establish if situation is secure. If it is, procede. If not, procede with caution.
2. Take closest thing possible as weapon.
3. Search for immediate family.
4. Fill up backpack with food, Swiss Army Knife, baseball bat, matches, and wind-up radio.
5. Go search for girlfriend.
6. Venture to the "Outdoor" store to get guns.
7. Find secure location and take as home base. Secure location is most likely the Wal-Mart that is close to the Outdoor store.
8. Search for other survivors.
9. Outwit.
10. Outplay.
11. Outlast.

 

[Gamegod652]

I would turn into a giant dragon and eat the mothership. Then I would fly back down to Earth become human again and everyone would call me a hero.

 

[blindthrall]

I would wear a sign around my neck that said this:

"1. Parasite-free
2. Excellent auburn coloration of pelt
3. Robust physique
4. Functioning (and how!) genitalia

I would make fine breeding stock for your zoos and/or black-market pornos."

Even if I'm eventually eaten, I figure it'll be a decent ride while it lasts.

 

[GreyWolf257]

I will, beyond any doubt, shit myself and die. I will roll over in my pile of rubble, look up at the sun, let loose a sigh while taking a creamy shit in my pants, and, ultimately, die. That is all.

 

[CINN4M0N]

"Well baby, I'm the last man on the planet. So.. how bout it?"