I'm having a weekend where I'm not working or doing domestics (a rarity) so I decided to get a lil tipsy and play a game (I dont game much - I love reading reviews and watching videos but everything on my compy is freshly installed, no saves, etc)
The problem was immediately clear; I didnt have many games I could just jump into and wreck up. FPS games needed me to play a while to get some decent weapons/challenge. Puzzle games required speed and coordination (which I do NOT have) (atm). All the sandbox games I owned needed me to dedicate hours to tutorials before I was allowed a pistol. Racing games stuck me with a Prius hybrid and a patronizing oval.
As a sober person I can understand this; you'd want the game to develop, as to suck a player in, then make each bite better than the last. But I'm not sober, far from it, and now I'm starved of gaming entertainment. I want to load up and have good armor, some decent spells/weapons and a clear end goal... or a fast car and some fun tracks already available... or 1/2 the games weapons and some challenging enemies to use them on...
I finally started playing Postal 3, because while its got a slow buildup its also stupid and fun. The metahumor and self parody, the mindlessness of it all... every game needs that option on the front page.
All I request is that every game has 'Drunk Mode':
- Start with all major common weapons (not the specials, so you have something to hunt for)
- No tutorials
- Starts at a mid-difficult level
- [Optional] Story becomes nonsensical. 12 Monkeys nonsensical.
Note: yes I signed up specifically to submit this
Note: I do also have Q3Arena which was also a viable option
The problem was immediately clear; I didnt have many games I could just jump into and wreck up. FPS games needed me to play a while to get some decent weapons/challenge. Puzzle games required speed and coordination (which I do NOT have) (atm). All the sandbox games I owned needed me to dedicate hours to tutorials before I was allowed a pistol. Racing games stuck me with a Prius hybrid and a patronizing oval.
As a sober person I can understand this; you'd want the game to develop, as to suck a player in, then make each bite better than the last. But I'm not sober, far from it, and now I'm starved of gaming entertainment. I want to load up and have good armor, some decent spells/weapons and a clear end goal... or a fast car and some fun tracks already available... or 1/2 the games weapons and some challenging enemies to use them on...
I finally started playing Postal 3, because while its got a slow buildup its also stupid and fun. The metahumor and self parody, the mindlessness of it all... every game needs that option on the front page.
All I request is that every game has 'Drunk Mode':
- Start with all major common weapons (not the specials, so you have something to hunt for)
- No tutorials
- Starts at a mid-difficult level
- [Optional] Story becomes nonsensical. 12 Monkeys nonsensical.
Note: yes I signed up specifically to submit this
Note: I do also have Q3Arena which was also a viable option