All Hail the King

[Aesir23]

Hmmm. I live in a (kind of) monarchy and my family has traditionally supported monarchies even when it meant losing their heads, their lands, their titles.... Okay, on second thought supporting the monarchy doesn't sound like a good idea.

Vive la révolution?

 

[DrownedAmmet]

Alright people, I've officially taken over this website and installed a monarchy. Why? Because holy shit, people have abused their liberty and now I'm taking it away for a learning opportunity :^)

So yes, I am your new king. Hope that's cool... Oh wait, it doesn't matter because I have a CROWN. That means I rule.

So yes, that's how things are. Memes will rule over all. As a wise man once said, L'etat c'est moi

Pls start your kneeling in this thread

I didn't vote for you!

 

[Ryotknife]

sorry, Jojo is offering free ak-47's, gonna sign up with him.

Why?

cus 'Merica

Nuthin' more 'Merican than getting a gun originated in Soviet Russia!

Pfffft! As if I'll bow down to some green boy who only joined in 2012. I'll tell ya, the youth have no respect these days! In my day, the good ol' times, we at least called people "Sir" or "ma'am" before declaring their arguments shit and calling them a feminazi. The nerve these days!

You say that, yet it seems that some gun enthusiasts like AKs, even though they are the ones that are stereo-typically big on talking about 'Merica and patriotism.

people are weird.

EDIT: made it less ranty.

 

[Fox12]

Yeah! Idealism! Liberty!

Spoiler

I'll just be looting the bodies once this whole mess blows over...

 

[Fijiman]

Vote Fijiman for president of Taco's new kingdom. It'll be exactly the same as having Taco rule, but I'll be the President so it's better.

 

[Gordon_4_v1legacy]

Kneeling to you would be downright un-American!

But I'm American too! There's nothing more American than following under the rule of another American!

Well shit...the American tyrant or the British communist? This is getting too complicated; I've therefore decided to remain undecided.

SPLITTER!

Long live the King! LONG LIVE THE KING!

A storm over the buffet unleashed,
Dawn of war, a trail of destruction!
The power of fries won't prevail;
See the hamburgers shiver and shake!

The future of fast food unveiled,
Showed the way that we still walk today!
Der Tex-Mex auf Mitternacht comes,
Once more, he is here, for WAR!

Stories of old! Truth unfold!
Control of the food court he holds!
Salsa he'll bring, taco and King, taco and King!

Holy shit, another Sabaton fan! I swear we're like fucking unicorns in this place.

 

[Leg End]

I'll accept your rule when I'm cold and dead, you Taco tyrant fuck. FREEDOM IS NON-NEGOTIABLE.
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You say that, yet it seems that some gun enthusiasts like AKs, even though they are the ones that are stereo-typically big on talking about 'Merica and patriotism. I think guns are a strange exception to the "only stuff made in america is great!" mindset of some people. well, that and liquor obviously. In fact i do know a few gun owners that go gaga for WW2 German weapons, which makes even less sense than liking an AK as we fought a bloody war against the germans.

people are weird.

Being a gun enthusiast often means no barriers as to where/who made a firearm, but that it exists. The irony being that we as Muricans can own these arms while those in their mother countries, (typically)cannot, so it's a bit of that as well for some people.

Though, you're probably going to be seeing more AR-15s and the like in more "red blooded" areas while AKs would be in areas where people don't have such biases.

Holy shit, another Sabaton fan! I swear we're like fucking unicorns in this place.

Add me to the unicorn list.

 

[KyuubiNoKitsune-Hime]

Welp apparently it's time to call the continental congress back together and draft a new declaration of independence. Then open up that colt foundry again and churn out some new guns, then go in debt to the French and learn to tax again starting with booze.

 

[StormShaun]

Hmm, I'll think about it.
As Overlord of the Basement, I have to make sure that we'll still have a strong lube supply.
The sex slaves citizens down here make it their currency, and boy, you don't want to know where it goes.

So yeah, give us all your lube, and I'll consider being your ally... or making you a citizen of the basement, now that's a true honour. Instead of kneeling, just bend over.

 

[FPLOON]

Shit... You ain't no Louis XIV... I hear he doesn't wear a crown because he IS the crown!!

Also, I like manual democracy... because automatic democracy is like Duck Nukem Forvever[footnote]It overstayed its welcome before it even came out... and when it did, it didn't mean shit to everyone else...[/footnote]...

I didn't vote for you!

http://i.imgur.com/XS5LK.gif

 

[Erttheking]

You'll take the crown when you pry it from my cold dead hands. Seriously, I couldn't let go if I wanted.

 

[Infernai]

You're no King. The throne to this site is rightfully mine as far as succession goes, and there is no way I'll let some Taco poison this once great land. So either step down, or I will liberate your head from your shoulders!

You'll take the crown when you pry it from my cold dead hands. Seriously, I couldn't let go if I wanted.

And here I was worried this civil War was going to be too easy...

 

[Thaluikhain]

Join the Revolution today and you'll get an AK-47, absolutely free!

Eh, I'm holding out for a AK74, or at least an AKM.

 

[Drops a Sweet Katana]

Alright people, I've officially taken over this website and installed a monarchy. Why? Because holy shit, people have abused their liberty and now I'm taking it away for a learning opportunity :^)

So yes, I am your new king. Hope that's cool... Oh wait, it doesn't matter because I have a CROWN. That means I rule.

So yes, that's how things are. Memes will rule over all. As a wise man once said, L'etat c'est moi

Pls start your kneeling in this thread

Pffff! Check out this poser! I bet this ****** f4g2g0t's memes aren't even funky fresh. Follow me, everyone, for I have the world's supply of the spiciest,spookiest memes, including my collection of 69 karat mythic rare Pepes. Fight for the true memes! Fight for the true king! Also I will legalise all of the dankest kush so we can get fucked afterwards. I've got my own stash of primo shit.

EDIT: Also I've drafted a quick summary of why I'm better than you

Aristo:
I have a top hat, cane and monocle.
You are a Mexican food item.
+1 to me

Shells:
My shell is chitinous and stronk. Impervious to any battle damage
Your shell breaks at the thought of someone biting into you
+1 to me

Limbs:
I've got 10
***** ain't got no legs
+1 to me

Weaponry:
I have powerful claws to crush your weak, babby-like form
You give people the shits
+1 to me

I hope this makes it even clearer why I should be king

 

[FalloutJack]

Alright people, I've officially taken over this website and installed a monarchy. Why? Because holy shit, people have abused their liberty and now I'm taking it away for a learning opportunity :^)

So yes, I am your new king. Hope that's cool... Oh wait, it doesn't matter because I have a CROWN. That means I rule.

So yes, that's how things are. Memes will rule over all. As a wise man once said, L'etat c'est moi

Pls start your kneeling in this thread

The problem with being king is that it's entirely possible to take your place once you're gone. With that in mind...

 

[Vicarious Reality]

Join me in raiding Gabon!
They have glorious wood!

 

[Muspelheim]

Holy shit, another Sabaton fan! I swear we're like fucking unicorns in this place.

Unicorns forever!

We're unicorns, and therefore best. Let us crush the enemies of the king like taco shells beneath our thundering hooves!

Fishies, crabs, better stay nice and safe underwater.