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Naqel

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If I had a girlfriend and then there still was another woman on the planet interested in having sex with me...

I'd try to arrange a threesome.
 

Fiz_The_Toaster

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I_Sinanju _I said:
Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Start.
That made me laugh far harder than it should've. XD

[sub][sub]You totally used Game Genie, didn't you? You dirty little cheater![/sub][/sub]
 

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Colour-Scientist said:
Rather than feeling guilty about what she's doing, she seems almost proud of it, as if she's somehow one-upping the other girls and making them look stupid. Her rationale is that "all men cheat" and seems to think that by fucking other people's boyfriends she's ahead of the game
>MFW


I would laugh just like this in her face. Then run around with a chainsaw only wearing running shoes.
 

Goofguy

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It seems your friend is just trying to justify her habit of sleeping with 'claimed' men. It's probably her way of helping her sleep better at night if she has scruples or morals that ought to prevent her from doing such things.

I am a man. Not once have I ever cheated on any woman I've been in a relationship with. Your friend is severely misguided.
 

Troublesome Lagomorph

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This is the first time I use this gif, even though its been used a million times before:

Yeah, no. Your friend sounds... like a *****. And where's she hooking up with these guys? If its a bar, it figures... I don't think most bar hounds are the committed "man of his word" type.
I'd like to say that only the weak men cheat, but I've only been in a relationship once, and I was completely devoted to her. Maybe I'm a minority or something.
 

Ieyke

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As per usual, I'm a contradiction.

I'd never cheat.
But over the last 2-3 years I was/have been trying pretty much everything to get my friend to "cheat" on her boyfriend (now fiance) with me.
More accurately, I guess, she loves both of us but was with him first.... Except he's kind of a shitty person, and is pretty damn terrible to her a significant amount of the time.

I don't want her to be the type of person who cheats (and I guess in that sense I'm proud that she hasn't), but I sure as hell am trying to get her to (because sticking with him out of habit is a terrible plan) in order to finally break the stalemate.

I suppose I'm technically shooting for her to break up with him and finally completely be with me (we just dance all over the line without ever crossing it), but I think she'd have to slip and cheat with me before it would happen.


Stupid world.
 

Jamous

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Daystar Clarion said:
Hi.

I'm Daystar Clarion.

You may know me from such social statuses as 'I've been with the same girl since I was 15', and 'Love is playing Borderlands coop with your significant other, then having sex with her'.

And I didn't cheat in any of them :D

Good plan right there. I can see if my relationship goes that way. I hope so; it sounds kind of awesome.
But OT: I haven't cheated on anyone and see no sign of that changing. I won't say it's impossible (Anything's possible I suppose...) but I -really- don't think it would happen.
 

Stephen Phillips

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I don't cheat - ever.

Well ..... I did cheat on Duke Nukem 3D and it ruined the game for me so haven't done since. Also I like a game to be challenging and I like to say 'I did it!' when I complete a game without having to cheat though it with invulnerability on

And no I haven't played Duke Nukem Forever, play Painkiller instead

EDIT .... Have now gone back and checked the start of this forum and realised ... Oh.. THAT kind of cheating. No never would do that either .....
 

Naal

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Charli said:
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Oh them whores and their self-justification. Adorable.
That's... Not a helpful thing to say.
Oh that woman of ill repute and that justification of her frowned-upon actions. Quite interesting.



...I'm sorry but what do YOU want me to say. Are you looking for censorship or a change in my point?
Seems like you were implying a woman having a lot of sex is something in and of itself to insult her over.
...No, anyone having sex, knowingly/intentionally with people who are 'committed' is a whore.
Oh come come now... they're not whores, just sluts. Sluts do it for free.

[typical 'not all men are cheaters' response echoed throughout the thread.]

Edit: I had a thought.

Not too long ago our local pop radio station in Atlanta did a segment on women who seek out married/committed men over single men. When they asked women to call up the lines lit up, and the most common, if not all the responses, were that they didn't want anything serious like a relationship or 'love', but just some fun. The justified it by saying that it was them having fun and if the men get caught then oh well, the women themselves shouldn't be held accountable for men not being able to keep it in their pants.
 

Danny Ocean

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Everyone else is going to be all "THAT'S NOT TRUE!"

And they're right.

Not all men cheat, but all men are vulnerable to seduction in a way that women just can't grasp because men and women operate differently when it comes to deciding who to have sex with.

Colour-Scientist said:
mentally incapable of keeping it in their pants.
It's nothing to do with what our head says. Ever heard people joke about how men have a second brain down there? Yeah, that's the one that primarily controls who we're attracted to, and it can sometimes completely overpower the one in our heads, making us do retarded shit which in immediate hindsight we wonder why on Earth we did.

To put it another way: women have to think themselves into being attracted to a guy, which is why a woman can say she wants to have sex with him because of his money (and everything that that money means), or character, or whatever and mean it. It's why women fantasize while men watch porn. Men don't get the opportunity to think. As reasonable and level-headed and full of conviction that we might be, all to often we start shooting firecrackers at eachother to try and get a girl's attention. Why on Earth did President Clinton cheat?

This imbalance causes some resentment towards women, but it's best illustrated by the exasperated blame-game some men turn to when they've been caught: they'll often blame the woman they're cheating with.

To clarify: Not all men cheat, but men are easily seduced.

Seeing as your friend and many other women (kiss-and-tell) explicitly go after taken men, I wouldn't blame them.
 

alligabbi

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I think everyone has basically gone through all the arguments I could make, so I'll just leave my personal experiences here.

I have been in a grand total of 3 relationships and am currently in a relationship. Said relationship is with a girl that lives over a thousand miles away and I can only rarely see, maybe 5-6 times a year. Despite that, I have never cheated and never will.

As to the statement that men are unable to control themselves when they are offered sex, I can testify that I have turned down a sex offer from a good looking girl. Said girl was also lying naked in my bed. To add to the challenge, I wasn't even in a relationship at the time. Nonetheless, I was able to refuse the girl and thus save myself for the girl I really loved, the one I am currently dating.

I think the proper term to use is "Boo-Yaa".
 

Dark2003

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I've been cheated on twice, but never had the urge to cheat. I've been presented with sex, in just about every relationship I've been in.
 

MrMixelPixel

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Well, I've met every man ever, and I have done extensive research on all of their sex lives. I have come to the conclusion that... No, not all men cheat.

I have not cheated, (Granted, I've only been in two relationships... so it wasn't that hard)

I don't think the person mentioned in the opening post is that awful. Sure, tempting men who are already in committed relationships isn't something I'd be proud of. But, I more so blame the men that cheat on their significant others.
 

The Artificially Prolonged

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Vegosiux said:
Okay, guilty as charged. I glanced at the other guy's cards the other night when we were playing...but they can see the reflection of mine in my glasses, so there!

And that's as much seriousness as I am inclined to put into a reply to something like that.
Too risky, if someone spots you, you are in trouble. I use a deck of cards that when light shines on them you can make of the card markings, all you have to do is then sit opposite the light source, much easier XD
 

Webb5432

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If some guys are going to cheat on their girlfriends, then they should not be in the relationship. However, this kind of test is probably like saying "let's blow up new jersey, and whoever survives deserves to live."
 

Atmos Duality

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It's so very sad when the topic is pretty much answered in the most sensible manner possible by the fifth post down, and then it continues for another 10 pages.

Sad or hilarious, depending on how misanthropic you're feeling.

On topic: No. No they do not.
There are overly horny men. There are overly horny women.
And there are examples of both men and women who are perfectly capable of keeping it in their pants.
 

The Consequence

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I will make this first part simple. I am man. I have NEVER cheated on any girlfriend I've had. I have noticed this type of lady though. She'd rather be the mistress the husband is taking out, then the teary-eyed wife he has left at home. This is her thinking, which really means she's insulated herself from being hurt because no one is cheating on her (at least this is her thinking or some variation thereof) but then again she isn't in a real relationship is she? Which is sad, and she will probably realize this at one point or another if she hasn't already, and is just talking big game about something she really feels fucked up about.