Allow me to introduce myself....

[kailus13]

I'm kailus, and I like loose cars and fast women. Wait..

Infection

 

[Teoes]

I'm Teoes and don't mind the pus, it's just a minor infection.

Leprosy

 

[kailus13]

I'm one-toed kailus and I have leprosy.

Mutants.

 

[Teoes]

I'm Teoes and I'm not an alien after all.. I'm a mutant!

Desctruction

 

[Yuno Gasai]

I'm Ahri and I can correctly spell the word "destruction" >.>

Future.

 

[Fijiman]

Fijiman am I, I'm not from the future.

TV dinners

 

[NoOne852]

And remember kids, this TV dinner only has SOME bone meal! So chew Thoroughly!

Fingers

 

[Teoes]

I'm Teoes and I have 8 fingers... and 2 thumbs.

Three-legged.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm Redlin5 and I am a three-legged race champion.

Peanut Butter.

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

I'm Morriff Ufiaff an' I'fe a mouffle ff pea-uh uffer.

*swallows mouthful with the aid of a glass of milk*

Ahem...

Flightless birds of prey.

 

[kailus13]

I'm kailus and flightless birs of prey are sure to go extinct.

Snorkelling.

 

[Teoes]

I Teoes and I've tried and failed to successfully go snorkeling.

Sea urchin.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and I just launched a large number of sea urchins at the local park.

VHS

 

[kailus13]

I'm kailus and I still have some VHS tapes somewhere.

Smog

 

[thesilentman]

Silent here is smog intolerant.

Abyss.

 

[Teoes]

I'm Teoes and when I gaze into the Abyss it is too scared to gaze also at me.

Real ale.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and I've not had real ale.

sandals

 

[Ruedyn]

I'm Ruedyn, and I have a pair of sandals I only wear around people I dislike.

Heart

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I'm Eagle, and Hearts are packed with nutrients.

Goggles

 

[MrCollins]

I'm MrCollins, and i'll be your beer-goggles for the evening.