Allow me to introduce myself....

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and I should probably drink more water.

time travel

 

[Headsprouter]

I'm Headsprouter, and my favourite game of all time involves a lot of time travel.

Forgot

 

[Kae]

I'm uh... someone and I forgot my name... again -_-'

Aspirin.

 

[Headsprouter]

I'm Headsprouter and I'm ASPIRIN' to find a new headache medication!

Spoiler: Huh? Huh?

....does...anyone...see...what...I did...there?

[small]...please?[/small]

Eel.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and that is an eel.

balloons

Captcha:"who you gonna call?" That's the second time the Captcha has given me a code that I instantly want to type in the response to the question instead of the code itself.

 

[MrCollins]

I'm MrCollins, watch me float away on these balloons.

Speakers.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I'm Eagle and my speakers are so loud they explode when I turn them on.

White Phosphorous

 

[Headsprouter]

I'm Headsprouter and I don't know what that is and it may be related to the fact that I failed chemistry.

Deer head.

 

[MrCollins]

I'm MrCollins, and I have a deer head mounted on my wall.

Wallet.

 

[Headsprouter]

I'm Headsprouter, and, oh what's that? You lost your purse? WALLET better turn up, soon!

[small]..just gonna let that sit for a second..[/small]

burnt toast.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and I am not a monkey.

Giant robots

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and I do not smoke.

silly avatars

 

[thesilentman]

Silly? Pfffffff, far cry from me, Silent.

The most horrible person you can think of.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I'm Eagle, and Orenthal Manson Hitler is the worst person I can think of.

Japan

 

[MrCollins]

I'm MrCollins, 3rd cousin of the nephew of the great grandson of the last emperor of Japan.

Chopsticks.

 

[staika]

I'm staika and I do not recommend chopsticks

sword

 

[Headsprouter]

I'm Headsprouter and I'd prefer a western-style sword of sensible size.

horse.

 

[kailus13]

I'm kailus, and I prefer ponies to horses.

Tissues

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I'm Eagle, and I start my fires with tissues... and gasoline... and my lighter

Badgers

 

[Headsprouter]

I am Headsprouter and report show a high level of badger gangs, mushroom groups and...wait...this just in! There are also snakes!

Dog biscuit.