Allow me to introduce myself....

[Teoes]

I'm Teoes and my birth is widely regarded as the greatest moment in history.

Bow down.

 

[Fijiman]

I, Fijiman, refuse to bow down to your left shoe.

Persona

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

I am [REDACTED] and I have never play any of them.

Psychics.

 

[staika]

I am staika and I am a psychic. Now please take a seat as I read your mind and ruin your childhood in very personal ways!

fairy

 

[Headsprouter]

I am Headsprouter, and I am the tooth fairy.

Dance.

 

[Dalek Caan]

I am Dalek Caan and I mentally insane after watching three straight hours of Bro team.

CAN YOU F*****G HANDLE IT!?!

 

[username sucks]

My username sucks and I CAN F*****G HANDLE IT!!!!

Curtains

 

[Teoes]

I'm Teoes and it's curtains for me. Lacy, gently wafting curtains.

Annoying laugh

 

[username sucks]

My username sucks and I find this thread amusing. He he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he.

Fists.

 

[Teoes]

I'm Teoes and my fists aren't the hammer.

Trampoline

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman, the non-trampoline.

launcher

 

[username sucks]

My username sucks, and I am the launcher of children into the sun.

Username.

 

[Fijiman]

Fijiman is my username and I like it.

waffle wagon wiffle walker

 

[kailus13]

I'm kailus, and I'm here today to tell yopu about the waffle wagon wiffle walker, for all your wiffle walking needs!

Animal Crossing.

 

[username sucks]

My username sucks, and I demand you move the animal crossing road signs to a safe spot.

Paper.

 

[Teoes]

I'm Teoes and I dislike being handed paper. Email me, please.

Cracking knuckles

 

[username sucks]

My username sucks and I once broke a finger by cracking my knuckles too hard.

Bird

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and everybody knows that the bird is the word!

soin oalej oiaune

 

[username sucks]

My username sucks and I just wasted 20 minutes trying to decode "soin oalej oiaune" by reading it backwards, upside-down, and by unscrambling the words. You are now my second nemisis on the Escapist, fijiman.

Anger!!!

 

[Teoes]

My name is Teoes and you're making me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

Hen party.