Allow me to introduce myself....

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm Redlin and I have written stories about ghosts and goblins before.

Neckache.

 

[username sucks]

My username sucks and if I ever do marry it will be to myself.

Thinking.

 

[Fijiman]

I am Fijiman and I'm thinking the next person to post should give me $5.

Von

 

[Teoes]

I'm Teo Von Es and whilst you may think that I should give you $5, it's not going to happen.

Dodgy German accent

 

[Teoes]

You may know me as Teoes - you may wish to hang me for this, but I never liked Space Balls, nor found it funny.

Arachnophobia (the film)

 

[Barbas]

Good day. My name is Barbas and, after having watched Arachnophobia, I am a raging alcoholic.

Scotch.

 

[username sucks]

My username sucks and I have obviously been living in a cave, as I have never heard of Arachnophobia (the film).

spontaneous food production

 

[Fijiman]

My name is Fijiman and I am not a spontaneous food production specialist.

I forgot

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

My name's Kitsune Hunter and I ...... Damn I forgot what I was going to say

Adventure Time

 

[Barbas]

My name is Barbas. Follow me, if you would, I believe it's time for an adventure.

Disneyland.

 

[Teoes]

My name is Teoes and after visiting Disneyworld there's no way I'd grace the inferior version with my presence!

Steam Autumn/Spring Sale

 

[Barbas]

My name is Barbas and after browsing the Steam store during the autumn sale, I was tragically left with no money to support my full-blown crack addiction.

Beetles.

 

[Fijiman]

I am Fijiman and I'm not a big fan of beetles or any insect for that matter.

Farqule

 

[Euryalus]

I'm T0ad and I have no idea what Farqule is.

Fijiman

 

[Teoes]

I'm Teoes and I way cooler than that Fijiman muppet.

Poopy-pants

 

[thesilentman]

I'm Silent, but not a poopy pants, mind you. =P

Where art thou, everyone?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm Redlin5 and I have never been to Singapore.

Justice League.

 

[Barbas]

Comrades, I am Barbas and I denounce the Justice League as traitors to the Rodina.

Moussaka.

 

[Neuromancer]

Feeble minded cowards, I am Neuromancer and I am about to attest that Moussaka is Greek, not Turkish.

Circumstancial Evidence.

 

[Teoes]

I'm Teoes and the blood sample they found at the scene of the crime is circumstantial evidence at best. I also attest that I've always considered moussaka to be Greek.

Pork pies