Allow me to introduce myself....

[staika]

I'm staika and I drown myself in nostalgia by playing old games

Next gen

 

[thesilentman]

I'm Silent and fuck next gen gaming. Computers are getting awesome again though.

Fruits.

 

[Teoes]

I'm Teoes and I choose death by Mau-Mau.

Shoop Da Whoop.

 

[Nouw]

I'm Nouw and I'm not going to make that joke.

No mouth to scream with.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I'm The Doctor and AM has reduced me to a sentient pile of unfeeling goo.

Thanks for that asshole.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

I'm Ahri, and I don't understand why I would thank you and then call you an asshole afterwards.

Sarcasm.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Yeah, sure... I'm The Doctor, and sarcasm is just frickin' wonderful.

Irony.

 

[Nouw]

I'm Nouw and I do understand irony. For example, my introduction was very ironic.

Toad trip.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and I thought that said road trip.

enormous amounts of lag

 

[Nouw]

I'm Nouw and today I shall eat pizza.

Bourgeois.

 

[Teoes]

I'm Teoes and I use cutlery because I'm so bloody bourgeois.

Manhole cover.

 

[Nouw]

I'm Nouw, wanna listen to my Manhole cover? It goes like "DUNANANANANANANANANAN!!!!"

Freude, schöner Götterfunken

 

[Teoes]

Well played, Nouw.

I'm Teoes and I can say things in other languages without having a clue what I'm saying. Look: "Freude, schöner Götterfunken". It's all Greek to me!


Too much caffeine.

 

[Nouw]

I'm Nouw and I can never have too much caffeine. They told me coffee would awaken me. They were wrong...

Bittersweet.

 

[StormShaun]

Hello I am StormShaun and today I am a VERY bittersweet Archangel today.
Free death for everyone!

Pepsi Max. (Cause why not?)

 

[TheDoctor455]

Hi, I'm the Doctor, and I'm here to tell you that Pepsi Max... doesn't completely taste like ass?

On that vein...

Coke Zero

 

[kailus13]

I'm kailus and I quite like Coke Zero, although I prefer Cherry Coke.

Cherry Coke

 

[TheDoctor455]

I'm The Doctor, and I'd like to erase Cherry Coke from existence.

Trees.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

I'm Ahri, and I'd like to be a tree.

Cocoa butter.

 

[thesilentman]

Cocoa butter! This here is Silent's favorite!

Spices.